I'm dying laughing over here!
Virginia Slims:
"You've come a long way baby
To get where you got to today
You've got your own cigarette now baby
You've come a long, long way"
Charmin:
Mr. Whipple:
"Please don't squeeze the Charmin!"
Braniff Airlines:
"Because even an airline hostess should look like a girl."
Coca Cola:
I'd like to buy the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow white turtle doves.
Chorus:
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing.
(Repeat chorus)
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing
Chorus 2:
What the world wants today
Coca-Cola (background)
Is the real thing
(Repeat chorus 2)
What the world wants today
Coca-Cola (background)
Is the real thing
I'd like to teach the world to sing
Sing with me (background)
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing
(Repeat chorus)
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing.
(Chorus 2)
What the world wants today
Coca-Cola (background)
Is the real thing
(Repeat chorus 2)
What the world wants today
Coca-Cola (background)
Is the real thing