Old Commercial Tunes

[bostonlass]

So last night I was humming an old Oscar Mayer song and my daughters were fascinated with me. Apparently I amaze them.


Got me all nostalgic n stuff.

This is the song I was singing:

"My bologna has a first name
It's O-s-c-a-r
My bologna has a second name
It's M-a-y-e-r
Oh I love to eat it everday
And if you ask me why I'll saaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
ThatOscarMayerhasawaywith b-o-l-o-g-n-a"

We each took turns seeing how fast we could say the last phrase and I won each time.

Anyone got some more commercial tunes that stuck with you all these years?

 

[Eye]

Two all beef patties
Special sauce, lettuce, cheese,
pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!

 

[RoseofLima]

Nobody bakes a cake as tasty as a Tastycake!

 

[bostonlass]

Nobody bakes a cake as tasty as a Tastycake!

You know I had never even heard of tasty cakes until I started working with a girl from Pennsylvania!


"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weeeener
That is what I really wanna be-ee-ee
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Weeeener
Everyone would be in love with me!"



(on a side note I no longer sing that to my girls 'cause that is the word they use for the part of the male anatomy and they were astonished that there is a song about it )

 

[RoseofLima]

They were exclusively a Philly thing for a long, long time.

I just saw them down here in a Publix the other day....I so wanted to buy some.....

 

[Sonfest Rocker]

now u have done it
"never play leap frog with a unicorn
.........................(cant remember what goes in here) Only call a yellow cab on days that end in Y"

 

[vrunca]

What goes downstairs alone or in pairs and makes a slinkety sound?
A Spring, a spring a wonderful thing!
Everyone knows it's slinky
It's slinky, it's slinky
for fun it's a wonderful toy!
it's slinky, it's slinky
It's fun for a girl or a boy!

 

[JewelInHisCrown]

I am stuck on Band-Aid brand cause Band-Aid's stuck on me!!

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I don't wanna grow up,
I'm a Toys Я Us kid.
There's a million toys at Toys Я Us
That I can play with.

From bikes to trains to video games
It's the biggest toy store there is! Gee wiz!
I don't wanna growup, cuz, baby, if I did,
I couldn't be a Toys Я Us kid!

 

[vrunca]

Mr. Bubble, bubble, bubble in the tubble, tubble, tubble.
Mr. Bubble, bubble, bubble in the tubble, tubble, tubble.
Mr. Bubble in the tubble will get you squeeky clean
Mr. Bubble in the tubble 'cuz clean makes the scene....
Mr. Bubble....boop, boop, boop, Mr. Bubble!

 

[vrunca]

Mr. Owl...
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of the tootsie pop?
alet's asee...
aone...
atwo....
athrrrrreee.....CRUNCH!!
athrrrreeee.....
The world may never know!

 

[Sonfest Rocker]

Mr. Owl...
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of the tootsie pop?
alet's asee...
aone...
atwo....
athrrrrreee.....CRUNCH!!
athrrrreeee.....
The world may never know!

huh i dont get it
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[vrunca]

There's also an old Armour hotdog commercial...but it's not very nice, it calls people fat and stuff. Hmmm is Armour hotdogs just a Michigan hotdog though?

Hotdogs, Armour hotdogs...
what kind of kids eat Armour hotdogs?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks, tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox love hotdogs, Armour hotdogs...the dogs kids love to bite!!

 

[vrunca]

O my gosh...now you got me going!!

Ask any mermaid you happen to see...
What's the best tuna?
Chicken of the sea!

 

[Sonfest Rocker]

There's also an old Armour hotdog commercial...but it's not very nice, it calls people fat and stuff. Hmmm is Armour hotdogs just a Michigan hotdog though?

Hotdogs, Armour hotdogs...
what kind of kids eat Armour hotdogs?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks, tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox love hotdogs, Armour hotdogs...the dogs kids love to bite!!

the simpsons one hahaha
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[vrunca]

I'm a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper, we're a pepper; wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
Dr. Pepper, drink Dr. Pepper!

 

[Eye]

No! We have them here in Missouri!! I remember that song!


How about the America Rocks series!!!! I recently bought all the videos of them. My kids love em.


I'm just a bill, I'm only a bill, and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill..

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

 

[vrunca]

When it says Libby's, Libby's, Libby's on the label, label, label, you will like it, like it, like it on your table, table, table.
When it says Libby's, Libby's, Libby's on the label, label, label!

 

[vrunca]

The neat new spaghetti you can eat with a spoon. Uh, oh, spaghettios. Neat round spaghetti that will stay on your spoon. Uh, oh, spaghettios.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't.
Becaaauuuuse, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!

 

[vrunca]

huh i dont get it

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It's because you are young and I am old ! And I am showing just how old I am by all the commercial jingles I am remembering!

 

[Sonfest Rocker]

It's because you are young and I am old ! And I am showing just how old I am by all the commercial jingles I am remembering!

maby its also cuz i am a tru blue aussie.
and your not old
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