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You're ornery. Oh the stories I've heard about in-laws.A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the news to me slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor thing's dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
I count 9 in there. Gotta admit I was kinda hoping for a few more than that. Like, oh I don't know, maybe a couple hundred or so.
Unfortunately we don't have that many posting in this thread.I count 9 in there. Gotta admit I was kinda hoping for a few more than that. Like, oh I don't know, maybe a couple hundred or so.
Interesting can.What do you call a knight visiting a cannibal village? – Canned food.
Old technology. Quaint, even. Antique canned goods. But still just a knight job. lolInteresting can.
Hope we can turn on the lights. I paid my bill.Old technology. Quaint, even. Antique canned goods. But still just a knight job. lol
OK I'll be a tree. I logged in.Q: How do trees get online?
A: They log in.