You're right about everything.

[Deadbolt]

Its true.
The homosexual agenda is just a cover to undermine your core family values.
Abortion is a ruse to destroy all regard for life.
Evolution is a lie we use to force your kids to be atheists (Gay, abortion doctor atheists if we're lucky)
Soon we* will win. After all, we outnumber you. There are satanist churches on every mainstreet where we congregate. We hate America and we hate your religion and there's nothing we want to do more than destroy all of it and set up a tyrannical one world government ruled by the Antichrist.



*We being the evil, liberal atheist conspiracy

 

[Autumnleaf]

Its true.
The homosexual agenda is just a cover to undermine your core family values.
Abortion is a ruse to destroy all regard for life.
Evolution is a lie we use to force your kids to be atheists (Gay, abortion doctor atheists if we're lucky)
Soon we* will win. After all, we outnumber you. There are satanist churches on every mainstreet where we congregate. We hate America and we hate your religion and there's nothing we want to do more than destroy all of it and set up a tyrannical one world government ruled by the Antichrist.



*We being the evil, liberal atheist conspiracy

The Republicans seem to be beating you to it.

 

[BigBadWlf]

Its true.
The homosexual agenda is just a cover to undermine your core family values.
Abortion is a ruse to destroy all regard for life.
Evolution is a lie we use to force your kids to be atheists (Gay, abortion doctor atheists if we're lucky)

I’m sure those doctors are black handicapped lesbians belonging to the Nazi party….(homosexuals were the ones who developed Nazism in the first place you know)

 

[FadingWhispers3]

It's dangerous because the temptation to 'turn gay' is so great. Just look at famous preachers who happened to be caught up in that kind of lifestyle. One look at the possibility of carnal knowledge and all willpower goes out the window. Then they'll abandon their families and the nation will dissolve into hedonism. Plus homosexuality is an abomination so God will cause disease and death to fall on America.

 

[aotn]

And lock up your children! There's nothing we want more than to have our way with those little kids and, in doing so, turn them into little homosexual/beastialic servants of Satan. And we'll make Islam- the terrorist religion- the mandatory faith of the continent!

But don't even think of thinking against us, because we'll monitor your thoughts and if you even think about speaking out against our gloriously perverse ways and/or refuse to take the mark of our leader on your right hand or forehead, we'll behead you!

 

[Futuwwa]

And lock up your children! There's nothing we want more than to have our way with those little kids and, in doing so, turn them into little homosexual/beastialic servants of Satan. And we'll make Islam- the terrorist religion- the mandatory faith of the continent!

But don't even think of thinking against us, because we'll monitor your thoughts and if you even think about speaking out against our gloriously perverse ways and/or refuse to take the mark of our leader on your right hand or forehead, we'll behead you!

rawr!

 

[SiderealExalt]

Its true.
The homosexual agenda is just a cover to undermine your core family values.
Abortion is a ruse to destroy all regard for life.
Evolution is a lie we use to force your kids to be atheists (Gay, abortion doctor atheists if we're lucky)
Soon we* will win. After all, we outnumber you. There are satanist churches on every mainstreet where we congregate. We hate America and we hate your religion and there's nothing we want to do more than destroy all of it and set up a tyrannical one world government ruled by the Antichrist.



*We being the evil, liberal atheist conspiracy

*Cleveland from Family Guy voice*..oh now that's just funny....

 

[NavyGuy7]

Its true.
The homosexual agenda is just a cover to undermine your core family values.
Abortion is a ruse to destroy all regard for life.
Evolution is a lie we use to force your kids to be atheists (Gay, abortion doctor atheists if we're lucky)
Soon we* will win. After all, we outnumber you. There are satanist churches on every mainstreet where we congregate. We hate America and we hate your religion and there's nothing we want to do more than destroy all of it and set up a tyrannical one world government ruled by the Antichrist.



*We being the evil, liberal atheist conspiracy

I don't know how much a part "Atheism" will play a part into it, seeing as there will also be a "one world religion", but most of what you are saying will eventually come to pass, I believe. Maybe not in my lifetime, but it will come to pass someday.
So even in your sarcasm, I'm sure you speak some truth, whether you know it or not. Thanks for making my argument for me.

 

[PassionFruit]

*We being the evil, liberal atheist conspiracy

Don't forget, make sure we hand out birth control to teenagers so they can have as much sex as possible. But, make sure it's BC that doesn't work, so girls can as many abortions as possible.

 

[Beanieboy]

I wonder how long it will take WorldNetNews to quote this as a serious post to warn their gullible readers.

 

[cantata]

We will also redefine marriage as only between any combination of adults and children of the same sex, animals, and motor vehicles.

 

[quatona]

We will also redefine marriage as only between any combination of adults and children of the same sex, animals, and motor vehicles.

Will car rental count as prostitution, then?

 

[cantata]

Will car rental count as prostitution, then?

Yes, but of course prostitution will be legal, and visiting prostitutes will be the standard activity for both men and women to engage in after work before they go home to their partners, so no one will bat an eyelid.

 

[Domenico]

And drug use will be rampant and subsidised by the evil homosexual government, so everyone will be stoned, all the time. While watching porn.

 

[Moriah_Conquering_Wind]

And drug use will be rampant and subsidised by the evil homosexual government, so everyone will be stoned, all the time. While watching porn.

Not true. Someone has to be producing the porn, so someone still has to work.

 

[ArchaicTruth]

You can be high and make good porn


and while I'm here, I just want to say how much I appreciate you people, God bless you all

 

[Futuwwa]

And we will use affirmative action to totally disempower heterosexual Christian white men

 

[Caitlin.ann]

And witches shall rule the world! In order to be a member of congress or a prime minister or president, one MUST be a witch.

 

[m9lc]

And witches shall rule the world! In order to be a member of congress or a prime minister or president, one MUST be a witch.

A gay atheist witch who has at least gotten 25 abortions.

 

[Aeris]

A gay atheist witch who has at least gotten 25 abortions.

So then there will be no male members of congress, since men cant get pregnant so therefore cant have any abortions