~You vowed to never watch Chicago after it won the Best Movie of the year over The Two Towers.
~You sing "Hey Ho To The Bottle I Go!" every time you stop to get a drink from your water bottle.
~When someone tries to get past you and they are not supposed to , you yell "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!".
~Whenever you see a commercial, preview, show, interview, etc. with the slightest bit of anything to do with LotR you get a.excited, b.hysterical, c.close to crying.
~When the sun sets at night you say "The red sun rises--ummm sets. Blood has been spilt this night--uhhh day."
~You eat Lemabs with your hamburger.
~You stop and talk to trees just in case they are actually Ents.
~You name your horses after dead Kings.
~You go around to different places and let everyone call you a different name. I.E. Gandalf....Mithrandir. Aragorn....Strider.
~You never go to sleep without kissing a picture of Orlando Bloom.
~You were convinced that even though LotR TTT only got six nominations for the Oscars that they were gonna get 27 awards anyway.
~This year you were convinced that even though LotR RotK only got 11 nominations that it would soooo come home with 34 awards.
~Your dad got mad at you when you threw his $1000 ring in the fireplace to see if it would reveal Elvish writing.
~You've read all three books more than ten times.
~Words like "Yrch" make sense to you.
~You dedicate all your free time to learning Sindarin or another Tolkien language.
~You know when Durin IV lived.
~You've become strangely obsessed with mushrooms.
~Whenever you close a door, you say "They have a cave troll!"
~Figwit is an everyday word.
~When someone is late you tell them "Lady Arwen! We must not delay!"
~When you come to a dead end you're still convinced that the road goes ever on and on.
~There's a sign on your door saying "Speak Friend and enter!"
~Whenever you get a chance, you burst into song. Preferably one that has more than 20 verses.
~The only map you can read is the one of Middle Earth.
~You cannot help but saying ALL of the lines for EVERY character. And therefore get a slap from your friends.
~You're starting to make strange hissing noises when you speak and call all your possessions "my precious".
~You change your name by deed poll to a Tolkien character and seriously consider naming your children after LOTR characters.
~You buy the bookmark with "the one ring" tied to the tassel, and then wear the ring around and pretend to be invisible.
~Every time you see birds in the sky you have the urge to say "Fly you fools!"
~When you hear the snottiest person you know singing and/or talking you yell "There is a fell voice on the air!"
~When someone knocks on your door you grab them, pull them inside and ask "Are you frightend?... Not nearly frightend enough!"
~You have made up names for all the nameless characters in the movie, like various hobbits at Bilbo's party or the elves at the Council of Elrond. Let's see...Figwit....and who have we pulled into the exsistence permanently??? GIldor....Saelbeth....Rumil...
~You find yourself taking many detours and shortcuts.
~You cannot see a beer without blurting out "It comes in pints? I'm getting one!"
~You see a carrot and can't help but think of Merry
~You just can't keep yourself from saying "nobody tosses a Dwarf" at inappropriate moments.
~You point out one word differences between speech in the film and in the book.
~You notice everyone else goes "aaaahhh" at the same time when Legolas gets off his horse.
~You're certain that tiny bits have changed since the eighth time you've seen the movie.
~You get nervous when you watch the Bridge at Khazad-Dum scene, actually hoping Gandalf won't fall. Even though you've seen the movie 18 times.
~You yell "NOOOO!!!" when Frodo does.
~You always get chills down your back when Arwen speaks to the RingWraiths.
~You go to lordoftherings.net and spend hours refreshing the page, just to hear the actors say "Hello, I'm Elijah Wood (or whatever). Welcome to lordoftherings.net"
~You start saying "A star shines on the hour of our meeting."
~You're determined to refresh lordoftherings.net until you discover how to pronounce 'Viggo'.
~You have more than 20 LotR sites in your favourites/bookmarks.
~You begin to cry when someone tells you it's just a book and a movie.
~You start digging for mithril.
~You see birds flying towards you and shout "Crebain from Dunland!", then tell everyone to hide
~You shamelessly wear LOTR clothes and try to convince trees and animals that you are actually an elf.
~If you see anyone with a ring you order them to give it to Frodo and become violent when they don't.
~When people go against your will you warn them that you are not a conjurer of cheap tricks.
~You've started stealing vegetables with your shortest, most Scottish friends.
~You attempt to teach the Ringwraiths the importance of stop, drop and roll.
~You sign Sam up for swimming lessons at the local pool.
~You start offering Mithril instead of cash.
~You sing "Hey Ho To The Bottle I Go!" every time you stop to get a drink from your water bottle.
~When someone tries to get past you and they are not supposed to , you yell "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!".
~Whenever you see a commercial, preview, show, interview, etc. with the slightest bit of anything to do with LotR you get a.excited, b.hysterical, c.close to crying.
~When the sun sets at night you say "The red sun rises--ummm sets. Blood has been spilt this night--uhhh day."
~You eat Lemabs with your hamburger.
~You stop and talk to trees just in case they are actually Ents.
~You name your horses after dead Kings.
~You go around to different places and let everyone call you a different name. I.E. Gandalf....Mithrandir. Aragorn....Strider.
~You never go to sleep without kissing a picture of Orlando Bloom.
~You were convinced that even though LotR TTT only got six nominations for the Oscars that they were gonna get 27 awards anyway.
~This year you were convinced that even though LotR RotK only got 11 nominations that it would soooo come home with 34 awards.
~Your dad got mad at you when you threw his $1000 ring in the fireplace to see if it would reveal Elvish writing.
~You've read all three books more than ten times.
~Words like "Yrch" make sense to you.
~You dedicate all your free time to learning Sindarin or another Tolkien language.
~You know when Durin IV lived.
~You've become strangely obsessed with mushrooms.
~Whenever you close a door, you say "They have a cave troll!"
~Figwit is an everyday word.
~When someone is late you tell them "Lady Arwen! We must not delay!"
~When you come to a dead end you're still convinced that the road goes ever on and on.
~There's a sign on your door saying "Speak Friend and enter!"
~Whenever you get a chance, you burst into song. Preferably one that has more than 20 verses.
~The only map you can read is the one of Middle Earth.
~You cannot help but saying ALL of the lines for EVERY character. And therefore get a slap from your friends.
~You're starting to make strange hissing noises when you speak and call all your possessions "my precious".
~You change your name by deed poll to a Tolkien character and seriously consider naming your children after LOTR characters.
~You buy the bookmark with "the one ring" tied to the tassel, and then wear the ring around and pretend to be invisible.
~Every time you see birds in the sky you have the urge to say "Fly you fools!"
~When you hear the snottiest person you know singing and/or talking you yell "There is a fell voice on the air!"
~When someone knocks on your door you grab them, pull them inside and ask "Are you frightend?... Not nearly frightend enough!"
~You have made up names for all the nameless characters in the movie, like various hobbits at Bilbo's party or the elves at the Council of Elrond. Let's see...Figwit....and who have we pulled into the exsistence permanently??? GIldor....Saelbeth....Rumil...
~You find yourself taking many detours and shortcuts.
~You cannot see a beer without blurting out "It comes in pints? I'm getting one!"
~You see a carrot and can't help but think of Merry
~You just can't keep yourself from saying "nobody tosses a Dwarf" at inappropriate moments.
~You point out one word differences between speech in the film and in the book.
~You notice everyone else goes "aaaahhh" at the same time when Legolas gets off his horse.
~You're certain that tiny bits have changed since the eighth time you've seen the movie.
~You get nervous when you watch the Bridge at Khazad-Dum scene, actually hoping Gandalf won't fall. Even though you've seen the movie 18 times.
~You yell "NOOOO!!!" when Frodo does.
~You always get chills down your back when Arwen speaks to the RingWraiths.
~You go to lordoftherings.net and spend hours refreshing the page, just to hear the actors say "Hello, I'm Elijah Wood (or whatever). Welcome to lordoftherings.net"
~You start saying "A star shines on the hour of our meeting."
~You're determined to refresh lordoftherings.net until you discover how to pronounce 'Viggo'.
~You have more than 20 LotR sites in your favourites/bookmarks.
~You begin to cry when someone tells you it's just a book and a movie.
~You start digging for mithril.
~You see birds flying towards you and shout "Crebain from Dunland!", then tell everyone to hide
~You shamelessly wear LOTR clothes and try to convince trees and animals that you are actually an elf.
~If you see anyone with a ring you order them to give it to Frodo and become violent when they don't.
~When people go against your will you warn them that you are not a conjurer of cheap tricks.
~You've started stealing vegetables with your shortest, most Scottish friends.
~You attempt to teach the Ringwraiths the importance of stop, drop and roll.
~You sign Sam up for swimming lessons at the local pool.
~You start offering Mithril instead of cash.
