Your Offer?

[redblue22]

What do you have to offer your future SO?

Usually we spend thought deciding who our SO will be and what they have to offer. Instead, what have you got to offer?

.

 

[KitKatMatt]

I like to do laundry. A lot.

I make a good conversation partner, hopefully my future SO has the same interests as I do because I tend not to shut up about them.

I'm pretty good with money and I understand how a credit card works. I never thought this was anything big, but apparently it is?

 

[Nanopants]

^That's not bad.


I'm currently offering:




...wait for it...








Nothing.

I won't even do laundry.

 

[Messy]

^That's not bad.


I'm currently offering:




...wait for it...








Nothing.

I won't even do laundry.

You have machines for that. I'm always too lazy to fold it and when I can't find socks anymore I buy new ones.

 

[Nanopants]

This is true. I need new socks.

Are there any women out there offering new socks?

 

[KitKatMatt]

I have old socks that have stretched too much.

I get them from WalMart and they never last. But if I buy them from real clothing stores they're really expensive and I'd rather wear my twenty pairs of old, stretched socks with the heel coming up the back of my calf than spend $10 on one single pair of good socks.

 

[RobertMerton]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxBegewCUAAfGwC.jpg

 

[High Fidelity]

Dunno. It's for the best I stay single and I'm far too modest to even express perceived positives about myself.

 

[mojoboy31]

I hate these kinds of questions. I always either come off sounding like I'm bragging, or super lame...

What I have to offer is *me*, and everything I am. Both the good and the bad.

 

[mojoboy31]

Dunno. It's for the best I stay single and I'm far too modest to even express perceived positives about myself.

 

[KitKatMatt]

Bragging can be good for you!

I lived under crippling self doubt for far too any years. I will brag as much as I can now. Life is too short to short change myself and my abilities

 

[JackofSpades]

I look like Norse warrior god with my long blonde hair and somewhat brawny build, so I make rather good decorative item for mythology lovers. I can also do my own laundry.

 

[High Fidelity]

I look like Norse warrior god with my long blonde hair and somewhat brawny build, so I make rather good decorative item for mythology lovers. I can also do my own laundry.

Do you own Mjölnir though?

 

[William67]

What do you have to offer your future SO?

Usually we spend thought deciding who our SO will be and what they have to offer. Instead, what have you got to offer?

.

Hmmm, lets see...

Love
Faithfulness
Compassion
Security (Physical and Financial)
Intellect
I cook better than 99% of women (or so Ive been told)
I can make or repair pretty much anything (from furniture to clothing)

Thats just a few. It isnt bragging if youre telling the truth. Its just making a statement of fact.

 

[TraciDee]

Gosh, I think this is quite the opportunity to come off as a braggart, but I suppose we should be just as willing to acknowledge our positive traits as we are willing to point out our faults, so I'll give it a go!

- I've always loved my future spouse and have almost always considered him in my decision making. I know someday he will appreciate that thoughtfulness.

- I'm a great baker, a pretty good cook, and I love doing both.

- I, for the most part, enjoy cleaning.

- I take good care of my body and put a lot of effort into my appearance.

- I'm a nurturer. I love taking care of others and making them feel loved. I try to make everyday special and turn life into an adventure. I do not allow those I love to become stagnant and I challenge them to be the truest, highest version of themselves.

 

[keith99]

Hmmm, lets see...

Love
Faithfulness
Compassion
Security (Physical and Financial)
Intellect
I cook better than 99% of women (or so Ive been told)
I can make or repair pretty much anything (from furniture to clothing)

Thats just a few. It isnt bragging if youre telling the truth. Its just making a statement of fact.

Bolding mine.

Meh.

The test is can you cook better than the average woman of out mother's generation or the average of gay men who cook.

 

[William67]

Bolding mine.

Meh.

The test is can you cook better than the average woman of out mother's generation or the average of gay men who cook.

Ive posted some of my own recipes online (ones I had created 20+ years ago) and had them "lifted" and put on recipe databases without my consent. I learned to cook from my mother, who learned to cook from her mother/grandmothers. After learning all that she could teach me, I expanded into foreign cuisines. This is why I only post old recipes online now.

 

[SnowyMacie]

- I'm a pretty good cook.
- Once I start cleaning, the German in me comes out so you know it's going to be CLEAN.
- I'm used to living with females since I only have a sister and more female cousins than males.
- I'm very loving and faithful
- I am a good listener

 

[Cute Tink]

I can clean really well. I cook okay.

Yeah, that's all I got for now. This is why I shall stay single.

 

[Toro]

And if she likes that. I can find plenty of more pictures of money on the interweb.