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<blockquote data-quote="Woman of Faith" data-source="post: 15408343" data-attributes="member: 77648"><p>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some </p><p>silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a </p><p>lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... </p><p>Follow the instructions to find your new name. </p><p> </p><p>The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain </p><p>Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave </p><p>Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...... </p><p> </p><p>Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first </p><p>name: </p><p> </p><p> a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup </p><p> </p><p> d = cookie e = crusty f = greasy </p><p> </p><p> g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim </p><p> </p><p> j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie </p><p> </p><p> m = pinky n = zippy o = goober </p><p> </p><p> p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy </p><p> </p><p> s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey </p><p> </p><p> v = queezy w = oprah x = skipper </p><p> </p><p> y = dinky z = zsa-zsa </p><p></p><p>Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half </p><p>of your new last name: </p><p></p><p> a = apple b = toilet c = giggle </p><p></p><p> d = burger e = girdle f = barf </p><p> </p><p> g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie </p><p> </p><p> j = monkey k = potty l = liver </p><p> </p><p> m = banana n = rhino o = bubble </p><p> </p><p> p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard </p><p> </p><p> s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken </p><p> </p><p> v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu </p><p> </p><p> y = goat z = stinker </p><p> </p><p>Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second </p><p>half of your new last name: </p><p> </p><p> a = head b = mouth c = face </p><p> </p><p> d = nose e = tush f = breath </p><p> </p><p> g = pants h = shorts i = sneakers </p><p> </p><p> j = honker k = butt l = brains </p><p> </p><p> m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney </p><p> </p><p> p = chunks q = toes r = buns </p><p> </p><p> s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles </p><p> </p><p> v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck </p><p> </p><p> y = brains z = juice </p><p></p><p>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits. </p><p></p><p>Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults </p><p>laugh an average of 4 times a day. </p><p> </p><p>Put more laughter in your day</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Woman of Faith, post: 15408343, member: 77648"] Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = cookie e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = queezy w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = goat z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = sneakers j = honker k = butt l = brains m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney p = chunks q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits. Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day [/QUOTE]
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