Yet another golf joke

[Harry the Heretic]

a priest a minister and a rabbi are playing golf. at the fourth hole they get stuck behind 2 men just hacking up the course. they ask to play through but are ignored. finally they get fed up and approach the course manager to complain, "these are the worst and rudest golfers we have ever seen, they're slow,they're hacking up the course and they won't let us play through!, What's the problem here?""

the course manager replies, "don't you know?, those two guys are deaf and blind"

at which the priest says," Father forgive me for all of the evil things i said and thought concerning these poor souls", and the minister says"yeah me too, and what a brave testimony to the human spirit, they are an inspiration", at which the rabbi says"well...can't they play at night?"

 

[Harry the Heretic]

here's another

a man and wife are teeing off on the 4rth, a par 4. The wife hits her shot right in the middle of the fair way. the man though slices his shot and it rolls into this little barn used for storage. the man groans," now i'll have to make a drop". The wife says," no, your ok, the back door is open and you can see the pin from here. just take a 3wood and punch it through there." the man thinks about it for a moment then grabs his 3wood, strikes the ball only to see ricochet from just above the door, bounce back and hit his wife in the head killing her instantly. needless to say, it was a sad day.

3 yrs later the man finds himself back at the same hole with his buddy, only to slice the ball again and have it roll into the very same barn. He exclaims,'Now i'll definetly have to make a drop!" at which his buddy says,"no, your ok, the back door is open and you can see the pin from here. just take a 3wood and punch it through there." at which the man yells,"NOOOO, You don't understand! the last time i was here, i took a six!"

 

[i1will1obey1god]

o_0 o thats horrible