WOW - My casket!

[LostnFound]

I've always said I wanted to be buried in a plain pine box, and there, on the T.V. screen is the Pope, being buried in MY box! HEY!

Seriously...the funeral has just started and it's a beautiful day in Rome. What an incredible sight this is!

 

[LostnFound]

Gifts? Why do they bring gifts?

 

[SonOfThunder]

I want to be a speed hump in the road, at least you make people slow down, think and rattle them up a bit.

James

 

[ZiSunka]

I've always told my family that they should go down to the A&P and get a big cardboard box and bury me in that.

 

[22 Degree Halo]

I told my family to chop me up and throw me in the hog lot.

 

[Redguard]

I actually read in the paper that the Pope was being buried in THREE separate caskets, all within each other.

 

[22 Degree Halo]

4.

A cypress casket placed in a zinc liner placed in a walnut casket placed in a marble sarcophagus.

But everyone knows you can't keep a good man down.

 

[Palatka44]

I like the speed bump idea.

 

[LostnFound]

The HOG LOT? eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[SonOfThunder]

Looks like the mix had better be ordered for my speed hump coffin since I did the 'death clock' test.

Got 23 days to do til I expire/die/depart/cark it.


do you think My speed hump should be coloured? plain? or just plain large to cause you guys to 'get the hump' with me?

 

[LostnFound]

I think it should be the Aussie flag with a great, big, gold Cross on it!!!!

 

[CPman2004]

How about some loud speakers warning of impending speed bump every fifty feet for 300 feet in both directions.

 

[ZiSunka]

Looks like the mix had better be ordered for my speed hump coffin since I did the 'death clock' test.

Got 23 days to do til I expire/die/depart/cark it.

I'm sorry, but we just can't get approval from the Street Department or bid out the asphalt project that fast. You are going to have to stick around a while longer so we can get all the necessary paperwork completed and the materials ordered and the construction company under contract.

I'm thinking that we should probably have it all together in around 40 to 60 years.

 

[SonOfThunder]

they made the sign already...LOOOK

It arrived by post today

 

[P_G]

I want to be planted in something simple umm like this one:

 

[LostnFound]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! Is that a casket or a shrine??????

 

[RED that's ME]

PG that looks like a casket befitting you.

 

[BjBarnett]

I want to be planted in something simple umm like this one:

looks like a Christmas tree to me jk lol

 

[GreenEyedLady]

Now that is a ROYALS Royce of Coffins!
Just put me in a wooden box. I don't understand the concept of elaborate coffins. I think its a waste of money!
GEL

 

[jenptcfan]

looks like a Christmas tree to me jk lol

I was ready to eat it. I thought it was a gingerbread house!