Wouldn't it be simpler?

[seebs]

I was wondering, couldn't we save a lot of trouble by just building Baptist churches with giant swimming pools? I mean, we wouldn't have to worry about altar calls or anything; walk in the room, *bam*, you're baptised.

 

[LostnFound]

Ok...while I can truly appreciate the practicality of your suggestion...um...I'm thinking you've had MORE than a couple of cups of coffee today? ;-)

 

[ZiSunka]

I'd love to go to a church with a swimming pool. I can't afford to join a gym right now and if my church had a pool, that would be great.

I'm guessing that it was really, really late at night when you posted this, huh Seebs?

 

[rural_preacher]

Will the preacher be at the shallow end or the deep end?

I'm just wondering because when the invitation is given will people have to swim down the isle from shallow to deep or deep to shallow?

Will you provide those little arm floats for those who can't swim?

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[LostnFound]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, does anyone else have a suggestion? Let's get this list going!!!

 

[rural_preacher]

Water-proof Bibles...laminated pages.



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[LostnFound]

How about recliner-rocker pews?

 

[seebs]

This was one of my April Fools things.

 

[integra evan]

Who's bringing the snorkles?

 

[rural_preacher]

Don't forget pool toys for the nursery.



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[GreenEyedLady]

Hey,
I could lead the ladies in an aerobic work out in the deep water. You burn more calories doing that they ANY excersise you could ever do on land. And wearing the skirts would cause even greater resistance in the water which could result in more calorie burning that just the average swimmer.
hahahahahaha
That would be awesome. I would love to show my ladies at church the benifits of deep water exersise.
GEL

 

[LostnFound]

Clean up, after Sunday Pot-luck would be a BREEZE!

 

[ZiSunka]

Clean up, after Sunday Pot-luck would be a BREEZE!

Just pull the plug and watch everything go down the drain!

You'd have to make sure all the people were out first, though.

 

[seebs]

Just pull the plug and watch everything go down the drain!

You'd have to make sure all the people were out first, though.

Well, all the people who tithe.

 

[ps139]

Seebs, man, you are too funny!!!

 

[LostnFound]

The ones who don't tithe...well, the water pressure should tug well enough at their pockets to satisfy the "pool guy"! hehehe

 

[MbiaJc]

Who needs a preacher if there is a swiming pool? Let the prophets swim one at the time if they are decently dressed?