I sent this letter via email this morning, to an appropriate individual I will refrain from identifying.
(although in the actual email I errorfully used the word "man" instead of "men")
I am the sole Australian conqueror Dominic, previously known as Impious, one of those few who are invited to both share the throne of the Lord and rule over men with an iron rod. It is a condition of mine that the goat shall thrive only if the eternal order of God's Providence that rules Heaven is allowed temporal glory alongside it. If the beast that harks from the depths is raised from perdition against me in denial of my will to great Christendom amongst the pious, God Almighty will cast the wicked back into the endless torment of the pool of fire and brimstone from which they have ascended.
(although in the actual email I errorfully used the word "man" instead of "men")