why does everything go wrong when spouse travels

[mama2one]

just an lol thread

1) dog got sick usually right before he travelled
one time I had to give eye drops every 1/2 hr for 24 hrs, setting timer to wake me
2) toilets get blocked when he's away & for some reason I can't unblock!
3) garage door breaks & I can't get out but did learn to park outside just in case
4) tired from not sleeping well when he's away, forgot to turn on car lights one morning & got stopped by police
5) speaking of toilet blocked- overflowed once to basement/got all clean clothes wet that were hanging up
6) can't get the mower started & no men home to ask for help to start it
7) got flat tire & tried to drive home but didn't make it
8) police in our back yard with police dog as some criminal ran up through our neighborhood
9) ever February w/o fail while he's away, we get the biggest snowstorm of the whole winter
10) something breaks- like a faucet
etc

after years of husband traveling 2-3 times per year, up to 3 wks at a time, he hasn't traveled this whole past year
SO happy he's not traveling!

 

[Toro]

Since its for lols


1) Your husband poisoned the dogs eyeball cause you over cooked his steak.

2) You eat heavier meals when he is gone cause you dont need to worry about the embarrassment if he goes into the bathroom after you.

3) God is telling you women shouldnt drive without male supervision.

4) Punishment for driving without male supervising.

5) God was giving you more "womens work" by saying "do laundry again"

6) Grass cutting was mans work.... thankfull we men used our thinker noodles and created robot mowers so we couod watch the game instead.

7) See number 4

8) Your dog prayed for company because its eyeball was poisoned so God sent a K9 unit.

9) Punishment for living too far north.

10) Thats cause women gave man an apple to eat and now nothing lasts forever.

Speaking of spuses... as you can tell, my wife is a saint cause she puts up with my smart mouthed butt.

 

[mama2one]

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