Ok, please don't take this as offensive. It's light hearted. 
God created the world and was looking at it with pride.
"Hey Michael!" he said "Come and see what I've made"
So Michael comes over and looks at the world.
"That's lovely, Lord. But what is it?" Michael asks
"Well, it's a planet! Look, everything here balances out perfectly, that's why I love it. See, this land is called Egypt. It's very warm and dry, but over here we have a place called the Amazon. It's a forest the opposite of Egypt because it's almost always raining here. And look! This is greenland, it's very very cold her but if you look here (points at Africa) this place is very warm all year round"
Michael is very impressed and God continues:
"Look, here's my favourite country. It's called Scotland (or insert own country). Scotland is very diverse, full of beautiful lofty mountains, clear rivers, there's glistening white beaches up north and down south will be full of bustling cities and the people will be responsible for inventing some of the worlds most used and important gadgets!"
"Wow, Lord. Scotland sounds a wonderful counrty. But you said there is always balance. How on earth could you balance a beautiful place like Scotland?!"
God smiles at michael and says "I've not shown you England yet!!"
**To my English friends, please don't be offended. I heard this joke regarding USA and Canada, and it's meant to be light hearted.**
God created the world and was looking at it with pride.
"Hey Michael!" he said "Come and see what I've made"
So Michael comes over and looks at the world.
"That's lovely, Lord. But what is it?" Michael asks
"Well, it's a planet! Look, everything here balances out perfectly, that's why I love it. See, this land is called Egypt. It's very warm and dry, but over here we have a place called the Amazon. It's a forest the opposite of Egypt because it's almost always raining here. And look! This is greenland, it's very very cold her but if you look here (points at Africa) this place is very warm all year round"
Michael is very impressed and God continues:
"Look, here's my favourite country. It's called Scotland (or insert own country). Scotland is very diverse, full of beautiful lofty mountains, clear rivers, there's glistening white beaches up north and down south will be full of bustling cities and the people will be responsible for inventing some of the worlds most used and important gadgets!"
"Wow, Lord. Scotland sounds a wonderful counrty. But you said there is always balance. How on earth could you balance a beautiful place like Scotland?!"
God smiles at michael and says "I've not shown you England yet!!"
**To my English friends, please don't be offended. I heard this joke regarding USA and Canada, and it's meant to be light hearted.**
