What would you do if someone fell out in the Spirit...on you?

[treblebass]

This has happened to me on more than one occasion. I tried to "take it in stride" but in the end I found myself flinching every time the perpetrator in front of me seemed to be moved in the Spirit. Consequently, I found myself distracted from the sermon. Anyways, what would you do?

 

[KleinerApfel]

I fell out, was lying there totally relaxed and soaking up God's presence, when "bam" this other lady lands right in my lap!

But oddly, although she fell right across my tummy, neither of us got hurt. It just took me by surprise!
I suppose both of us being soft and relaxed prevented injury.

I couldn't move and was unable to lift her off, but thankfully someone did, because she was getting heavy!

 

[treblebass]

I fell out, was lying there totally relaxed and soaking up God's presence, when "bam" this other lady lands right in my lap!

But oddly, although she fell right across my tummy, neither of us got hurt. It just took me by surprise!
I suppose both of us being soft and relaxed prevented injury.

I couldn't move and was unable to lift her off, but thankfully someone did, because she was getting heavy!

The woman in front of me fell quite hard. She fell so hard that her chair kind of jerked to the side, while she fell on me and the floor. I was embarrassed, but I think she was more embarrassed than me in the end.

 

[mrguitar]

That's never happened to me before! lol...

I had to get out of the way of a few people who were just fallin' over like a stack of dominoes before. (That's when I was standing)...

Someone, however, fell right next to me before and she hit my foot and hand but other than that...no harm done.

I've fallin' out and hit a chair before!!! LOL....I went down super fast and hit a chair behind me and I didn't feel a thing! I was cushioned! Thank you Jesus!

If someone did fall on me...I'd just go with the flow. I'd probably be so drunk that I wouldn't be able to do anything anyway.

 

[NorrinRadd]

If it happened more than once, I'd either start carrying a taser or find another church.

 

[onelamb]

Maybe youi should be a "catcher" and ease them down.

 

[treblebass]

No, I couldn't...I'm pretty clumsy. I'd probably fall right after they did...