What would a ______ say? New Game!

[usatxmom]

What woud a [blank] say....

Someone answers the question and then asks one of their own..


What would a stoplight say?

 

[~Wisdom Seeker~]

"Go..... Go...... Go, warning I'm going to say stop soon, I'm going to say stop soon, OKAY STOP!!!"

What would a dog say?

 

[usatxmom]

"Gimmee a bite? Please? A little bite, just one, only one please please? Thanks! Can I have another? Just one more? Only one more promise, just one more bite, no don't eat it! Gimmee a bite please?

What would your checkbook say?

 

[the_letum]

"Check, mate?"

What would a coke can say?

 

[psychoceramic]

drink me drink me, let me in your gut where i can destroy your tissue and bones..... i want to leech your calcium from your body.. drink me drink me...

ohhhh your not thirsty..... then give me a nail to suck on.


what would a moose on the loose say

 

[Starcradle]

"Where is Psychoceramic's house?"

What would a toaster say?

 

[missionarypoet]

"I'm not hungry! Why do you keep on feeding me all this bread?"

What would a psychotic parakeet say?

 

[the_letum]

"I like apples in the snow at the ballpark museum with a cellphone in hand being chased by a tree with an alarm clock..."

What would a Metallica action figure say?

 

[brotherChristian]

What would a Metallica action figure say?

Remember back in the garage days? When we used to cover Misfits songs? Wasn't that cool? Yeah.

What would Al Roker say?

 

[the_letum]

ahh...one last caress...

 

[gvsuman]

im ready to kick some sandman butt!

what would a eskimo race car driver say?

 

[the_letum]

"yeah, i am a raritey indeed!"

what would a nixon wristwatch say?

 

[brotherChristian]

"My fellow timepieces, let me make one thing perfectly clear: I am not a Rolex."

What would Mr. Bill say?

 

[gvsuman]

'therefore, i will resign the use of time, immediately...'

what would a jellybean on halloween say?

 

[Grammalamma]

"I feel so out of place"

What would Miss America's crown say?

 

[brotherChristian]

The hairspray is asphyxiating me.

What would Silent Bob say?

 

[Grammalamma]

Not a word, but he'd wave his hands a lot.

What would a mime say?

 

[brotherChristian]

What would a rhyme say?

 

[Grammalamma]

No, what would a mime say?

 

[Theofilus]

In the film "Silent movie", the only word in the entire movie was spoken by a mime. He said "no".

What would a keyboard say?