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What is your favorite recipe for Humble Pie?

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HUMBLE PIE



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1 Cup of Compassion

2 Cups of Sugar

3 Cups of Patience

5 Cups of Humility

7 Cups of Self Restraint

2 Tbs of Understanding

1 Healthy sprinkling of Love






Step 1: Check Yourself...

Step 2: Pour out All Self Pride into a large collander and sift until only humility is left.

Step 3: In a very large mixing bowl, quickly but gently fold in all remaining virtues.

Step 4: Zip your lip and pour mixture into a soft pie shell.

Step 5: Let pie heat up but do not let it bubble over!

Step 6: Quickly place pie in freezer for fast cool down.

Step 7: Always serve with a smile!!

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I suggest memorizing this recipe so you can make it at a moments notice. You just never know when you might need to serve up some good, old fashioned Humble Pie!

If you missed my Humble Pie saga and like a good story, check out these post...

Peace.

One Slice of Humble Pie Please!

Humble Pie...continued...would you like a slice?

Humble Pie... Slice # 3...Yum!


Here it is...Val's secret recipe for Humble Pie.
 

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HUMBLE PIE



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1 Cup of Compassion

2 Cups of Sugar

3 Cups of Patience

5 Cups of Humility

7 Cups of Self Restraint

2 Tbs of Understanding

1 Healthy sprinkling of Love






Step 1: Check Yourself...

Step 2: Pour out All Self Pride into a large collander and sift until only humility is left.

Step 3: In a very large mixing bowl, quickly but gently fold in all remaining virtues.

Step 4: Zip your lip and pour mixture into a soft pie shell.

Step 5: Let pie heat up but do not let it bubble over!

Step 6: Quickly place pie in freezer for fast cool down.

Step 7: Always serve with a smile!!

ar131941566762436.jpg




I suggest memorizing this recipe so you can make it at a moments notice. You just never know when you might need to serve up some good, old fashioned Humble Pie!

If you missed my Humble Pie saga and like a good story, check out these post...

Peace.

One Slice of Humble Pie Please!

Humble Pie...continued...would you like a slice?

Humble Pie... Slice # 3...Yum!


Here it is...Val's secret recipe for Humble Pie.

The original Humble Pie actually had nothing to do with humility.

Back in the mid 14th century "numbles" was offal, usually from a deer and was considered a poor man's food. By the mid 1600s 'numbles' had lost its 'n' and become 'umbles'. As a result the low class pie made from 'umbles' was 'umble' pie.

Somewhere along the way the connection with 'numbles/'umbles' got completely lost and, since the 'h' in 'humble' wasn't pronounced, 'umble' became confused with 'humble'.

"Eating humble pie" dates back to the early 1800s and catches the old sense of a poor man's food while the accidental pun conveys the sense of humility.

OB
 
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3.14159 teaspoons of meekness
3.14159 tablespoons of modesty
3.14159 dollops of self deprecation
3.14159 helpings of unpretentiousness

Mix with complete freedom from vanity and let rise for a less than perfect Humble PI Pie.
 
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HUMBLE PIE



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1 Cup of Compassion

2 Cups of Sugar

3 Cups of Patience

5 Cups of Humility

7 Cups of Self Restraint

2 Tbs of Understanding

1 Healthy sprinkling of Love






Step 1: Check Yourself...

Step 2: Pour out All Self Pride into a large collander and sift until only humility is left.

Step 3: In a very large mixing bowl, quickly but gently fold in all remaining virtues.

Step 4: Zip your lip and pour mixture into a soft pie shell.

Step 5: Let pie heat up but do not let it bubble over!

Step 6: Quickly place pie in freezer for fast cool down.

Step 7: Always serve with a smile!!

ar131941566762436.jpg




I suggest memorizing this recipe so you can make it at a moments notice. You just never know when you might need to serve up some good, old fashioned Humble Pie!

If you missed my Humble Pie saga and like a good story, check out these post...

Peace.

One Slice of Humble Pie Please!

Humble Pie...continued...would you like a slice?

Humble Pie... Slice # 3...Yum!


Here it is...Val's secret recipe for Humble Pie.
There's no filling, just crusting, making the food way too dry to swallow.
 
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