What is your favorite line from a sitcom?

[kissybug27]

My favorite line comes from Friends...The One Where NO one is ready.

Joey and Chandler are fighting over who gets to sit in the chair. After some argument and Chandler stealing something that Joey needed. LOL. Joey goes over to his apartment and when he comes back he is wearing ALL over Chandlers clothes and he says:

"Hi, I'm Chandler could I be wearing anymore clothes?"

I don't know if its the actions he puts with it or not but it just so funny and makes me laugh everytime I think about it.

 

[puppy]

mines also from friends featuring joey and chandler and for someone who has all the series on dvd i cant remember which episode or which series it is now but chandler says to joey...something like...

'you stop pushing the q tip when you meet resistance'

had me laughing for weeks !

 

[Archangel590]

Mines from MXE "nose nuggets"

 

[IrishGrace]

another Friends fan here...

Mine is Joey & Rachel- Thanksgiving Season 7

(Rachel is wondering if she should ask Tag out after his girlfriend just broke up with him that morning)
Joey: The question is, Rach, does he like you? Because if he doesn't, then this is all a moo point.
Rachel: A 'moo' point?
Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter... it's 'moo.'
Rachel: (turning to Monica & Phoebe) Have I been living with him for too long or did that all just make sense?

another, a couple of lines later:
Joey: Nobody listens to me... when the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.

 

[SnowDove]

I can't remember any off the top of my head, which makes me sad, but I know it would have to come from either Everybody Loves Raymond or Seinfeld.

 

[UgL_Quicksilver]

Seinfeild

crammer comes in and says "whos wants to have some fun!"

jerry & the bald guy (forget his name, having a brain fart) says "i wanna have some fun"

crammer replys "now are you just saying you wanna have some fun, or do you REALLY wanna have fun?"

the bald guy says "I really wanna have fun"

jerry says "Im just saying i wanna have fun"



perhaps that is just the way they said it....it was really funny IMHO

 

[gvsuman]

bald guy = George

NO SOUP FOR YOU! -obviously from Seinfeld

 

[caramelmudcake]

mines from simpsons(well its one of my favs)

barts trying to rite a letter dumping some1

homer:i know,write this:welcome to dumpsville population.YOU

LOL its a funny one

 

[kissybug27]

That's funny! I don't like the Simspons cause well I just don't. No reason it just doesn't amuse me. LOL. But that is funny.

 

[lizardbit]

I love friends but there aren't any quotes at the moment that are coming to mind. So at the moment my fave is from a show called Yes, Dear. It was in a flashback scene to when they were all in highschool and Jimmy and his friend I believe are talking about a big 80's song (brain fart, can't remember the name of the song) sung by I believe Men at Work. Anyways they are talking about a line in the song saying that Greg thinks it says "Vegamite sandwhich" when everyone knows it says "Dynamite sumb*tch"...lol. I still think that is funny and think of it every time I hear the song, which is quite a bit, considering it is played all the time at work..lol

 

[BradC314]

D'Oh!

 

[CarrieAg93]

How about the Cosby Show when Cliff tells Theo "I brought you into this world and I can take you out." Maybe not an exact quote, but close.

 

[Buzz Dixon]

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." Gordon Jump in WKRP IN CINCINATTI

"You know what? You've got spunk. I HATE SPUNK!" Ed Asner, THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW

...and not funny in and of itself, but as the capper to a long running gag (and much too complicated to explain) in an episode of THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES, Max Bear Jr. as Jethro Beaudine: "Oh, I get it. We're gonna eat 'em ourselves."

Oh, and Irene Ryan's "Where wuz ya when I needed ya, John?" at the end of the episode where John Wayne had a cameo.

 

[LondonsBurning]

"Well that's just typical! Five minutes before the most important party of my life and the house is destroyed by a GIANT SANDWICH!" -- Rick , The Young Ones

 

[Dreamlink]

I love friends but there aren't any quotes at the moment that are coming to mind. So at the moment my fave is from a show called Yes, Dear. It was in a flashback scene to when they were all in highschool and Jimmy and his friend I believe are talking about a big 80's song (brain fart, can't remember the name of the song) sung by I believe Men at Work. Anyways they are talking about a line in the song saying that Greg thinks it says "Vegamite sandwhich" when everyone knows it says "Dynamite sumb*tch"...lol. I still think that is funny and think of it every time I hear the song, which is quite a bit, considering it is played all the time at work..lol

It does say "Vegamite sandwich". It's some kind of Austrialian spread like peanut butter.

 

[lizardbit]

I know it does say that, but that is what the guys in the show thought it said..lol. Two of the guys believe it says "dynamite sumb*tch"... I wasn't saying that I thought it said that..lol. I was saying what the guys in the show thought it said..

 

[Rich48]

Sorry 'bout that, Chief

Maxwell Smart-Get Smart

 

[NaasPreacher]

Tempus, Edax, Rarum

Floyd on The Andy Griffith Show

 

[caramelmudcake]

vegemite is yummy...its dark brown n has an indescribable taste most ppl hav to gorw up with it to like it

 

[eaglex]

MIne is one of the classics ::Too the moon Alice" fromthe HONEYMOONERS.