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*TIME TO STIR THE POT A BIT*
For what its worth to the drunk thing, Jesus' own words seem to verify He drank alcoholic beverages...
Matt 11:19
The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners.' But wisdom is proved right by her deeds."
Well it's a lot easier than asking if you can pray for someone. Just blame the ones that are sick. My goodness. Sounds like:Or:
"You aren't allowed to pray and ask God for healing. He's already given it to you! Healing is in the vending machine in the lobby, so don't bug God if it's broken or if you don't have enough faith to buy what you want. It's your own fault if you can't get it to work!"
"we wrestle not against principalities and powers because there aren't any"
"we wrestle not against principalities and powers because there aren't any"
Another weird one I just heard: Eve had seks with satan and he was Cain's natural father.
If eating the fruit meant having sex with satan, Adam would have had sex with him too, hmmmmm...Now, that's quite possible because the Bible does talk about fallen angels apparently doing the wild thang with women which is how those giants got here (the nephilim).
We know it wasn't the stork that brought 'em...
If eating the fruit meant having sex with satan, Adam would have had sex with him too, hmmmmm...
Hey Chill out Gospel Guy
I didn't say that because wine means wine that we should guzzle it
I'm going to say the weirdest thing I ever encountered was when I was a kid and a man picked up a water moccasin out of a submerged fish cage to save its life from my grandparents who were about to kill it and telling them "don't hurt God's little creature."
To which my grandfather responded "well you better get in your car and keep driving because if you put God's little creature down around here, I'm gonna kill it."
What about you? Any interesting stories you care to share?
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