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A few years ago I lost my job, and a dispy friend of mine helped me get in at this factory he worked at. One of the neat things about my job is that alot of people from the Bible work there too! Moses, Isaiah, Peter, even Jesus! (All those, and I have to work right beside Job's wife--she's so nasty and negative.)
Anyway, a couple of days ago I was in the parking lot and I saw the closest spot had a sign up that read "This Space Reserved for the Lamb of God." There was a car parked in the spot and another car parked beside it. My dispy friend and I carpool, (its a simple matter of good stewardship) so we both got out and walked past toward the entrance. As we passed we heard an argument from the two drivers at the closest spot. I looked over and Passover Lamb was getting out of the car parked in the reserved spot, and walking over to the other car driven by Jesus. Passy, as we call him, was saying calmly "...well, it's just that the sign dosen't really say which one of us it's referring to, so I thought that we'd like, ya know, switch on and off, or whatever. That seems pretty fair to me. It even says 'lamb' on the sign! If it said 'son' instead, I wouldn't even bother, but I think in as is, splitting the spot is reasonable." My dispy friend said that Passy had a valid point, but I'm not so sure.
I can't print what Jesus said 'cause it had ALOT of cusswords in it. He's a really good Man, but He's not always that nice if you ask me. Anyways, I ran in and got started. They must have really had it out, because when He finally clocked in, Jesus was almost four hours late! Passy didn't even show. It's a good thing too, because Jesus brought roast lamb for lunch, which, I think proves my point about Him not being very nice. (How inconsiderate to Passy!) I guess He must have done it because He knew beforehand that Passy wasn't gonna show that day. It spared us another one of His "awkward moments."
Anyways, Passy hasn't show up for work since so I don't know what's going on, but Jesus sure does love that parking spot.
The End
Anyway, a couple of days ago I was in the parking lot and I saw the closest spot had a sign up that read "This Space Reserved for the Lamb of God." There was a car parked in the spot and another car parked beside it. My dispy friend and I carpool, (its a simple matter of good stewardship) so we both got out and walked past toward the entrance. As we passed we heard an argument from the two drivers at the closest spot. I looked over and Passover Lamb was getting out of the car parked in the reserved spot, and walking over to the other car driven by Jesus. Passy, as we call him, was saying calmly "...well, it's just that the sign dosen't really say which one of us it's referring to, so I thought that we'd like, ya know, switch on and off, or whatever. That seems pretty fair to me. It even says 'lamb' on the sign! If it said 'son' instead, I wouldn't even bother, but I think in as is, splitting the spot is reasonable." My dispy friend said that Passy had a valid point, but I'm not so sure.
I can't print what Jesus said 'cause it had ALOT of cusswords in it. He's a really good Man, but He's not always that nice if you ask me. Anyways, I ran in and got started. They must have really had it out, because when He finally clocked in, Jesus was almost four hours late! Passy didn't even show. It's a good thing too, because Jesus brought roast lamb for lunch, which, I think proves my point about Him not being very nice. (How inconsiderate to Passy!) I guess He must have done it because He knew beforehand that Passy wasn't gonna show that day. It spared us another one of His "awkward moments."
Anyways, Passy hasn't show up for work since so I don't know what's going on, but Jesus sure does love that parking spot.
The End
