Vampire teeth

[St_Joseph_Cupertino]

Hey guys!

What does the church say about forming your teeth through a dentist into fangs? Permanent?
Just a crazy curiosity for an late afternoon!

Peace in Christ!

 

[Irenaeus]

The Church would probably automatically authorize a full canonical exorcism.

 

[St_Joseph_Cupertino]

The Church would probably automatically authorize a full canonical exorcism.

 

[geocajun]

I suppose it could be considered mutilation, however I don't think its significant enough of a change to warrant that... I think its just a bad idea

 

[Irenaeus]

Yeah Joseph,

In my opinion, can't the money be better spent on something that isn't so clearly superfluous? Aren't your canine teeth enough?

 

[Alexis OCA]

The Church would probably automatically authorize a full canonical exorcism.

or a full canonical extraction.

 

[PolskiKrol]

...or a charitable psycological examination.

I dont think thered be anything really wrong with it, unless you plan on biting helpless victims...

 

[Victrixa]

Doesn't Jack Chick teach that Catholics are vampires? Therefore, we need vampire teeth! Hehe

 

[St_Joseph_Cupertino]

Doesn't Jack Chick teach that Catholics are vampires? Therefore, we need vampire teeth! Hehe

Tee Hee!

Just living up to our reputation! Maybe I'll stalk Jack

 

[St_Joseph_Cupertino]

Yeah Joseph,

In my opinion, can't the money be better spent on something that isn't so clearly superfluous? Aren't your canine teeth enough?

It is not really a consideration, just a flight of fancy. I agree fully.

I'd rather not punchtre my budget with that sort of thing. It will suck it dry.

*Bad humour - sorry*

 

[Dominus Fidelis]

I think this is a hilarious thread. The title itself had me laughing.

Anyway, for what its worth, my son has vampire teeth by nature. They are actually pointed incisor teeth that hang down lower than the rest of his teeth.

I really need to get a picture of the teeth.

PS

Come to think of it...he raised quite a ruckus at his baptism. Maybe we should have gotten an exorcism too?

 

[tjboie2001]

Boy this thread is kinda of funny.

 

[St_Joseph_Cupertino]

Kinda the intention