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Having trouble reading the King James Bible? Oh, thou jarring long-tongued scurvy-knave! Here is my guide to help you through the tough language of English.
Whatever you learned about masculine and feminine adjectives in Greek, Hebrew, Aramaic, Spanish, French or what ever other language you know.... fergitaboutit. Wipe it from your memory. In English only things with gender are assigned gender. Forget about infinitives and grammar. All you need to know is this:
Thees and thous (and thy and thine) will trouble YOU no longer. These hard to understand archaic words are simple singular forms for the word YOU. You and your and yours are used when speaking to multiple people. However, be aware that referring to a group as "you people" is oft considered a racial slur in modern English.
Hither means here and thither means there.
If you com across a short word that doesn't seem to make sense, see how it fits into the sentence, Oft usually means often and yon means yonder.... see how easy that can be? We do this much in our modern slang.
Lastly, verbs that end with -th are present tense. Add an s instead and you'll be fine. It's not the Elizabethan English that is troublesome, but the modern English, full of slang and double meaning, that causes confusion.
Tune in next week, same bat time, same bat channel, when we learn that "I before E except after C" isn't so weird after all.
Whatever you learned about masculine and feminine adjectives in Greek, Hebrew, Aramaic, Spanish, French or what ever other language you know.... fergitaboutit. Wipe it from your memory. In English only things with gender are assigned gender. Forget about infinitives and grammar. All you need to know is this:
Thees and thous (and thy and thine) will trouble YOU no longer. These hard to understand archaic words are simple singular forms for the word YOU. You and your and yours are used when speaking to multiple people. However, be aware that referring to a group as "you people" is oft considered a racial slur in modern English.
Hither means here and thither means there.
If you com across a short word that doesn't seem to make sense, see how it fits into the sentence, Oft usually means often and yon means yonder.... see how easy that can be? We do this much in our modern slang.
Lastly, verbs that end with -th are present tense. Add an s instead and you'll be fine. It's not the Elizabethan English that is troublesome, but the modern English, full of slang and double meaning, that causes confusion.
Tune in next week, same bat time, same bat channel, when we learn that "I before E except after C" isn't so weird after all.
