Gamer. That word seems to be overused these days. Anybody who picks up an Xbox controller calls himself that. They play Halo or Call of Duty for a little bit and then they call themselves a "gamer". Well, nay I say! To be a TRUE gamer, you must have the heart and soul of one. I was the one who wrote down countless pages of passwords for games on the NES. I was the one who scoured the levels looking for every secret. I am the one who, through blood sweat and tears but mostly blood, ascended to a level of true gaming that the average person cannot comprehend. If you are a true gamer, then you'll know what I mean!