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Todays Top Story
Was that the Daily Parchment I heard thud against the door, Eltiel?
Yes, Jomama.
Anything new happen?
Only a murder.
A murder. Read me the story.
Early this morning a storm trooper happened upon the body of an Egyptian buried in the sand. Using the Footprints In The Sand Art Kit, authorities were able to deduce that the deceased had been dead for approximately thirty-six hours and all the clues point to a Hebrew named Moses Kimble, who incidentally has disappeared into the desert.
Pharaoh Pharaoh has dispatched his top Deputy Marshall Abubba Gerard who has vowed to follow Moses Kimble, even if it means tracking him through the desert for an entire movie or television series.
Moses Kimble is said to be armed and dangerous, possessing a staff, which he can throw down and turn into a snake. Moses Kimble is so adept at using his staff that it is said he can part water with it at fifty yards. Abubba Gerard has been warned not to follow Moses Kimble into any large body of water.
Wow, thats sounds exciting, Eltiel. What about the Egyptian? Does anyone know who he was?
No, Ill read you what it says, Jomama.
So far the identity of the Egyptian is unknown. Pharaoh Pharaoh is honoring this great individual by placing him in an unmarked tomb where a flame will stay lit until his identity is confirmed. Anyone who has lost an Egyptian recently should contact authorities to see if this is your Egyptian.
Wow, Eltiel. Do we know anyone whos lost an Egyptian?
Everyone we know whos lost their Egyptian is happy about the loss, Jomama. Let me finish the story.
Anyone wishing to visit the Tomb Of The Unknown Egyptian can do so, but we are urged to caution you that lines might be long.
Anyone with any information of the whereabouts of Moses Kimble should contact the authorities. Moses Kimble has one identifying mark. He has water in his ears as a result of floating in a basket too long, however, everyone is cautioned not to get close enough to look in his ears. One Egyptian did, and look what happened to him.
Does it say anything about a reward, Eltiel?
It says that whoever gives information leading to the arrest of Moses Kimble will be granted an audience with Pharaoh Pharaoh where they will be allowed to bow down and kiss Pharaoh Pharaohs ring.
I was kind of hoping for riches, not kisses. Even if he is Pharaoh Pharaoh, I would still feel funny kissing a man who wears a mini-skirt and bloomers.
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Do you look for the latest juicy gossip so that you can judge someone, or do you leave that up to God?
To read the real story where Moses killed the Egyptian, open your Bible and turn to the book of Exodus Chapter 2.
Copyright 2001 Steve Demaree
To God Be The Glory!
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Steve Demaree
1608 Summerhill Drive
Lexington, KY 40515
(606) 271-2416
moviesteve@rocketmail.com
Submitted by Richard
Was that the Daily Parchment I heard thud against the door, Eltiel?
Yes, Jomama.
Anything new happen?
Only a murder.
A murder. Read me the story.
Early this morning a storm trooper happened upon the body of an Egyptian buried in the sand. Using the Footprints In The Sand Art Kit, authorities were able to deduce that the deceased had been dead for approximately thirty-six hours and all the clues point to a Hebrew named Moses Kimble, who incidentally has disappeared into the desert.
Pharaoh Pharaoh has dispatched his top Deputy Marshall Abubba Gerard who has vowed to follow Moses Kimble, even if it means tracking him through the desert for an entire movie or television series.
Moses Kimble is said to be armed and dangerous, possessing a staff, which he can throw down and turn into a snake. Moses Kimble is so adept at using his staff that it is said he can part water with it at fifty yards. Abubba Gerard has been warned not to follow Moses Kimble into any large body of water.
Wow, thats sounds exciting, Eltiel. What about the Egyptian? Does anyone know who he was?
No, Ill read you what it says, Jomama.
So far the identity of the Egyptian is unknown. Pharaoh Pharaoh is honoring this great individual by placing him in an unmarked tomb where a flame will stay lit until his identity is confirmed. Anyone who has lost an Egyptian recently should contact authorities to see if this is your Egyptian.
Wow, Eltiel. Do we know anyone whos lost an Egyptian?
Everyone we know whos lost their Egyptian is happy about the loss, Jomama. Let me finish the story.
Anyone wishing to visit the Tomb Of The Unknown Egyptian can do so, but we are urged to caution you that lines might be long.
Anyone with any information of the whereabouts of Moses Kimble should contact the authorities. Moses Kimble has one identifying mark. He has water in his ears as a result of floating in a basket too long, however, everyone is cautioned not to get close enough to look in his ears. One Egyptian did, and look what happened to him.
Does it say anything about a reward, Eltiel?
It says that whoever gives information leading to the arrest of Moses Kimble will be granted an audience with Pharaoh Pharaoh where they will be allowed to bow down and kiss Pharaoh Pharaohs ring.
I was kind of hoping for riches, not kisses. Even if he is Pharaoh Pharaoh, I would still feel funny kissing a man who wears a mini-skirt and bloomers.
++++
Do you look for the latest juicy gossip so that you can judge someone, or do you leave that up to God?
To read the real story where Moses killed the Egyptian, open your Bible and turn to the book of Exodus Chapter 2.
Copyright 2001 Steve Demaree
To God Be The Glory!
=====
Steve Demaree
1608 Summerhill Drive
Lexington, KY 40515
(606) 271-2416
moviesteve@rocketmail.com
Submitted by Richard
