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[Hishandmaiden]

One day, a man asked God, "God, is it true that a day is like a thousand years to you and a thousand years are like a day to you?"
To which, God replied, "Yes."
The man asked, again, "God, is it true that a cent is like a million dollars to you, and a million dollars like a cent to you?"
To which, God again replied, "Yes."
Then, the man said, "Then, will you mind to give me a million dollar since they are like a cent to you?"
To which, God replied, "Yes, tomorrow."


I wonder if you can catch the joke? I hear it from a prophetic book somewhere.

 

[Sploge]

yeah i like it. but i know it a LITTLE different. lol FUNNY...

 

[Hishandmaiden]

What is your version?

 

[Nflite]

lol

 

[HopeBforJC]

I dont get it?

 

[tinytot0000]

hmmmm?

 

[godisgr8]

lol

 

[HopeBforJC]

oh! in a thousand years....ahh i get it now!

 

[Hishandmaiden]

Yes, in a thousand year.

 

[xMMKayx3]

I love this!

 

[7thDay]

I know the joke but it goes like that this boy asks whats a million years to you God replies that its like 1 second

The boy asks how much a million dollars is. God says that its like a penny to him

The boy asks for one of Gods pennies.
God says, "Sure just wait a sec"

 

[Hishandmaiden]

Jokes, I guess, have many different forms and variations.

 

[Ivy]

oh! in a thousand years....ahh i get it now!

That explains the delay in my million getting here

 

[Hishandmaiden]

:lol

 

[starburstluver]

hehe

 

[starburstluver]

lol

 

[candielion]

I've heard it before, but its always funny

 

[Ticket]

good one! i'll have to pass it on

 

[trimmjoy]

cute