THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

[dominum085]

i wuz on this christian cartoon doll site... and they had these hilarious Christian pickup lines.... ill list a few:

*Nice bible.
*I would like to pray with you.
*You know Jesus? Hey, me too!
*God told me to come and talk to you.
*I know a church were we can go and talk.
*Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
*Christians don't shake hands; Christians gotta hug!
*What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
*The word says: "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
*You want to come over and watch the 10 Commandments tonight?
*Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
*Nice bracelet. What would Jesus date? I mean... do?
*Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in-movie before?
*(to say to girls) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
*My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him... Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
*You know they say: You have never really dated, until you've dated a Christian.

i thought they were hilarious... i was literally rolling on the floor laffing, as my mom gave me an awkward glance... lol.

 

[Miss Mayberry]

They'd probably be funnier if I were allowed to date

Very funny, though

 

[dominum085]

hehe... im not allowed to date either... but here... 'dating' is mostly considered 'boyfriend/girlfriend' even if you never actually go out... no ones like 'ya wanna be my bf/gf?' nope... everyone says 'will you go out with me?' yeah... ive answered to that... never actually went n e where with him... again... not allowed to date... my mom says until im 16!!!!!! argh... oh well, got enuff guy friends! but the pickup lines r still funny

 

[Miss Mayberry]

Yeah, they are funny.

 

[ChristianTeen]

Those were good. My favorite was the one about the ten commandments.

 

[discipleofWORD]

hahaa..... i wonder if it's a sin to use one of these
*and if not a sin, would it actually work?

 

[Uzi_4_U]

LOL!

Those might be helpful...if I was to date one day...in the extremely distant future...perhaps...maybe...later.

 

[sapphire12002]

those were funny!

 

[Pure Paradox]

...lol I liked those!

 

[God_Is_Awesome]

Thanks for the hearty laugh.

 

[onfyre4christ]

dating, outside of courtship is pointless imo. I refuse to date anyone unless i know she is from God and i feel i am ready for that commitment

They were pretty good though

 

[Boanerge]

About 3/4th of those lines are common phrases where im from, I thought it was for being friends, i didn't know they were dating lines.

 

[angelicstar16]

ugh!!! LOL!!!

 

[Tenorvoice]

Loved the one about the rib will have to try it myself

 

[Sharky]

K it's probably me but i only found 4 of them funny.

But they're funny in any case

 

[rgbivens]

i have tried out the nice bible one before..and it instantly got me a 15 min conversation :-D

-Grant

 

[Jesusfrk4life77]

those'r awesome! Since i dont believe in askin guyz out...ill drop on the them 'hinting' ones! haha!
Alexis M

 

[Diakonos]

I hope you haven't used any of those lines.

 

[Diakonos]

*Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Ok, that one was pretty good.

 

[Tini]

Smile!!!