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LittleNipper

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OK, despite your insistance on responding seriously to an answer with a after it I'll bite...

Whos lifestyle?

A Rebellious lifestyle contrary to GOD's order, and designed by us and not the CREATOR.
 
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Only GOD is good... What do you believe in?
 
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Excellent!
 
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Only GOD is good... What do you believe in?

Do you mean "believe" in the sense of "accept the existence or veracity of, without evidenciary support"? If so, then I "believe in" very little. I certainly do not believe in the veracity of your claim, "Only GOD is good."

If you have a different understanding of the definition of "believe," then please share it, and perhaps my answer will be different.
 
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Firstly I'm concerned about bills.

Also I'm concerned that I have my browser set to show more than 10 post/page, and the above poster just stretched out the page horizontally. UserCP, here I come.

Mostly other than passing silly concerns and bills I'm just concerned about what to do with my life, being a good mother to my son who tries my patience with his exuberance, the fact that my father-in-law has only 6 months to live (multiple cancers), getting my late aunt's old trailer fixed up and ready to move into, my family's residual shock and all that at the sudden death of my aunt, and about a thousand other things. :/
 
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For all you heterosexuals out there what are the big moral concerns in your life?

Right now my biggest moral concern is wondering whether I should feel concerned that I've been singled out. Why can't I be treated like everyone else? Why can't I be equal?
 
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1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

I don't know.

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
I don't remember.

3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
At 41, I think I'm pretty well set in my ways.

4. Could it be that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

Not really. I think it stems from the fact that looking at someone of the same sex makes me want to throw up.

5. If you’ve never slept with a person of the same sex, how can you be sure you wouldn’t prefer that?

How can you be so sure I haven't, or that I would prefer it? Who asked you?

6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?

Can you believe, I never told a single soul? I figured it was none of their business.


7. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

I don't know. It's a mystery! Maybe they think that if others would just think things through (for once) they might come around. (Pun intended.)

8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what you are and keep it quiet?

Well, I tried that, but somehow it keeps coming up in these annoying questionnaires.

9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they’d face?

Gosh, I guess I never thought about it. But I sure wouldn't want my child(ren) to feel that I didn't want them , or care about them, just because they might be...well...you know!

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual men. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual male teachers, pediatricians, priests, or scoutmasters?

A disproportionate number of questionnaire form fillers are mildly affected by personality disorders such as OCD and anxiety release disorder. Do you think I should answer this question or move on?



11. With all the societal support for marriage, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

Because they are sinful idiots.

12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

See my answer to #11.

13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

Well, we'd sure have some fun surviving though wouldn't we? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge....


14. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don’t you fear s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

No. As a person who compulsively fills in forms, I have a distinct dislike of any therapists. I don't trust any of them no matter what their sexual orientation is.

15. Heterosexuals are notorious for assigning themselves and one another rigid, stereotyped sex roles. Why must you cling to such unhealthy role-playing?

I'm not. I'm just trying to live in my own skin, at my own pace, and be who I am. These pesky forms are not helping me to know myself ; they're just adding to my hysteria.

16. How can you enjoy an emotionally fulfilling experience with a person of the other sex when there are such vast differences between you? How can a man know what pleases a woman sexually or vice-versa?

Yes, but there's no harm in it is there? I mean, we're all CONSENTING adults here, right????



17. Heterosexual women are at a greater risk of sexually transmitted infection than other women. Can a woman really afford to risk heterosexual behavior, with the possibility of disease or pregnancy?

This is what condoms are for. Pregnancy is not a medical condition that needs to be treated; it's a natural state for a female. (Yes, I actually said that! )

18. Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?

Because they are sinful idiots, silly.

19. How can you hope to actualize your God-given homosexual potential if you limit yourself to exclusive, compulsive heterosexuality?

It's sad isn't it? Maybe I should just go off into the wild blue and be by myself, where I can't hurt anybody...Goodbye, cruel world!

20. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. After all, you never deliberately chose to be a heterosexual, did you?

Actually, I never chose to be human either. But I am.

Whew. I feel better now. My OCD has met its' form filling quota for the day and I hope I have participated in some grand human experiment designed to promote greater peace, and greater understanding.
 
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well i went to this homosexual recruiting party after work today, mostly for the free pizza, but it really got me thinking. i've got this brochure they gave me and looking over it i'm thinking i might just give it a try. i've been choosing heterosexuality so far, but that probably just because that's what everyone else has been doing. the recruiter gave me his business card and i think i might just give that fabulous gent a call
 
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I am trying to raise 2 children to "civilized" from "barbarian, but funny."

We tried the ignore the barbarians when they're being barbaric routine... (combined with not allowing them out in public when they were too barbaric) it worked pretty well for their public personas... at home they still feel free to be barbarians... ... it remains amusing
 
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For all you heterosexuals out there what are the big moral concerns in your life?


Who my neighbors/friends/coworkers/family members/some guy down the street may or may not be having sex with!

No seriously, my "big moral concerns" don't have much to do with me being heterosexual, don't know why so many people think sex is the biggest issue ever.
 
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