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It was a bright sunny morning, the birds cheaping away in the trees and a slight breeze of wind in the air. RayofSun awoke in her bed, happy and jolly as always, then she felt something tight behind her and she quickly jumped up and saw Mr. Teddy Bear hugging her tightly.
"Teddy?!? What are you doing?!?" she said.
There was silence as she gazed into those large emotionless black diamond eyes.
Hmm, she thought as she got out of bed, but then she noticed something strange, a piece of shredded fabric halfway out under her closet door. She let out a huge gasp as she ran over to the closet and opened the doors with all her might, there, all her clothes and boots were all shredded and cut into little pieces.
She turned around and glared at teddy, but then suddenly noticed Teddy had a huge grin on his face, was wearing a black curly wig and had scissors in hand.
"No no no no no" she muttered to herself as she ran to her mirror then.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" she cried as she felt her bald head.
"I'll kill you Teddy!!!!!!" she yelled out as she throttled the poor motionless teddy bear.
A few minutes later, the door flew open
"This is the police!" yelled detective Teddy as the other teddies restrained and handcuffed RayofSun.
"Take her out to the car, this poor teddy's had enough"
She glared into Teddy's deep black emotionless diamond eyes as she was forced out of the room to the Police car.
Next door, her peeping neighbour, Socktastic, had seen and heard all that had happened.
"Don't worry Ray, I'm coming to help you!" she said
"Let me get my socks and shoes on first!"
"Hey, where did my socks go?"
She reached underneath her bed and a giant wool sock swallowed her arm, in an epic struggle she managed to get free and fled towards the door, but the giant sock gobbled up her legs as she clawed into the carpet until all her strength left her and she cried out loudly and the giant sock ate her.
"What was that scream?" said Captain Teddy
"Go and investigate"
The two teddy bear officers headed towards the backyard.
PinkSweetart was sitting at her desk and she looked out the window
"Wow, look at the cute bunny" she smiled
Then the bunny turned around and glared at her with the most evil expression and she saw it had stolen all her chocolate from the fridge. She gasped and ran out the door after it! It dove into a rabbit hole. Then the two teddy bear officers saw a suspicious woman fleeing the scene and they chased her, she tried to dive into the rabbit hole after the bunny and grabbed hold of it. Then the two teddy bear officers each grabbed a leg and started pulling. The next thing, a pop sound was heard as her legs and arms popped off like lego pieces.
Kittysbecute was riding her bike at the time and just happened to look over and see this crime in the happening, she jumped off her bike and tripped to the ground, then arose and ran at the two teddy bear officers like a grizzly bear sighting a picnic basket.
The first teddy bear officer went down into the dust as Kittysbecute crushed him, and the second fled
"Captain Teddy! Captain Teddy!..." He cried out as Kittysbecute chased him. Then she turned around and ran as teddy reinforcements arrived and pursued her. They all ran into the Museum and Kittysbecute posed as a museum prop as the teddy army went passed her.
Then all of a sudden, the spirit of Z descended into the Saruman prop.
Love fulfilled her eyes and she ran towards him with hands outstretched to reach his white beard. He raised his staff .
"YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!" a huge force of wind pushed against Kittysbecute as she went flying back she grabbed hold of his beard.
"ARGHHHHHH My beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He cried in pain as the force of wind continued heavier and heavier.
"Luke, I am your father" said Darth Vader as the spirit of Z worked through him and he started force choking Kittysbecute as she held onto Sarumans beard.
Still she would not let go...
"This is Sparta!!!!" cried Leonidas as he also came to life and starting kicking Kittysbecute to get her to let go.
Then all of a sudden, his beard ripped off and she went headfirst into a giant donut and died.
Some of the teddy bear police returned and found her body
"Let's take her back to the Captain, I want a promotion!"
Paldasan awoke and opened the curtains to see RayofSun handcuffed by the teddy bear Police, and she ran out to save her, he began to run across the road when all of a sudden a harem of marching battered hotdogs pogoed over him and crushed him to death.
Next minute, due to all the noise, Shinkou awoke in her $500 billion dollar mansion and an omurice started saying in a militaristic voice.
私を食べなさい！
私を食べなさい！
私を食べなさい！
私を食べなさい！
私を食べなさい！
私を食べなさい！
(Eat me)
She ran after it, joy lit up her eyes and a dashing smile on her face, it jumped into the $900 billion dollar gold swimming pool and she jumped in after it.
Deeper and deeper she swam after it and then suddenly it stopped and she grabbed it within her arms and a giant clam shut! Such was the fate of Shinkou, who had become clam food.
Next was Sapphyre, she was always so busy making apps, then one late night while making apps, she somehow appeared within the app and it uploaded and become the #1 download, while people pressed buttons she ragdolled all over the place, never ending was the torment.
RoseofEden awoke and heard a charming man calling out for his beautiful girl, she ran out.
"Oh, James Franco!!!"
She ran after him and then came upon him kissing with Isolde.
"No........ my heart is forever broken....." she said with tears rolling down her eyes.
She lynched herself on the nearest tree.
Now, a certain Dzhessika was walking down the street, when she noticed a purple tulip in the garden, excitedly she ran over to grab it, but the bushes reach out and pulled her into a labyrinth.
"Where...where...where am I?" she said puzzled
She read the notice 'Find thy purple tulip for your way out. P.S. Beware of the troll!'
She started progressing through the dark green shady labyrinth, then all of a sudden she heard pounding steps behind her and she turned in horror as a giant pug had sighted her and chased after her with drool running from it's tongue. She fled through the labyrinth, and then she saw the purple tulip and she reached out to it, just about to touch it, she became dog biscuit.
Now, the teddy bear police were dragging Kittysbecute body back through the forest and they grew thirsty, and they stumbled upon a young lady with a milkshake and she refused to give it to them. So they grabbed her wool and knitted her up hanging off a tree branch and left her for the wild bears and they thirsted not.
Then they came across a robed man with a sword, Lord of the Forest and he chased after them, but tripped over his robe and feel into a mud pool
"Noooooooooooo! I'm sinking!" He cried
But he couldn't let go of his sword, for he loved it and it dragged him beneath.
Now they finally got back to the Captain and they were given a promotion.
Then the Captain frowned on his teddy bear face and ordered that all of rest of the villagers, including RayofSun be collected up. They were herded like goats and the Captain shot them with a shrink ray and stuck them in the oven. The reinforcements arrived back and they all sat around the table, jolly and full of laughter while eating human biscuits.
The end.
It was a bright sunny morning, the birds cheaping away in the trees and a slight breeze of wind in the air. RayofSun awoke in her bed, happy and jolly as always, then she felt something tight behind her and she quickly jumped up and saw Mr. Teddy Bear hugging her tightly.
"Teddy?!? What are you doing?!?" she said.
There was silence as she gazed into those large emotionless black diamond eyes.
Hmm, she thought as she got out of bed, but then she noticed something strange, a piece of shredded fabric halfway out under her closet door. She let out a huge gasp as she ran over to the closet and opened the doors with all her might, there, all her clothes and boots were all shredded and cut into little pieces.
She turned around and glared at teddy, but then suddenly noticed Teddy had a huge grin on his face, was wearing a black curly wig and had scissors in hand.
"No no no no no" she muttered to herself as she ran to her mirror then.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" she cried as she felt her bald head.
"I'll kill you Teddy!!!!!!" she yelled out as she throttled the poor motionless teddy bear.
A few minutes later, the door flew open
"This is the police!" yelled detective Teddy as the other teddies restrained and handcuffed RayofSun.
"Take her out to the car, this poor teddy's had enough"
She glared into Teddy's deep black emotionless diamond eyes as she was forced out of the room to the Police car.
Next door, her peeping neighbour, Socktastic, had seen and heard all that had happened.
"Don't worry Ray, I'm coming to help you!" she said
"Let me get my socks and shoes on first!"
"Hey, where did my socks go?"
She reached underneath her bed and a giant wool sock swallowed her arm, in an epic struggle she managed to get free and fled towards the door, but the giant sock gobbled up her legs as she clawed into the carpet until all her strength left her and she cried out loudly and the giant sock ate her.
"What was that scream?" said Captain Teddy
"Go and investigate"
The two teddy bear officers headed towards the backyard.
PinkSweetart was sitting at her desk and she looked out the window
"Wow, look at the cute bunny" she smiled
Then the bunny turned around and glared at her with the most evil expression and she saw it had stolen all her chocolate from the fridge. She gasped and ran out the door after it! It dove into a rabbit hole. Then the two teddy bear officers saw a suspicious woman fleeing the scene and they chased her, she tried to dive into the rabbit hole after the bunny and grabbed hold of it. Then the two teddy bear officers each grabbed a leg and started pulling. The next thing, a pop sound was heard as her legs and arms popped off like lego pieces.
Kittysbecute was riding her bike at the time and just happened to look over and see this crime in the happening, she jumped off her bike and tripped to the ground, then arose and ran at the two teddy bear officers like a grizzly bear sighting a picnic basket.
The first teddy bear officer went down into the dust as Kittysbecute crushed him, and the second fled
"Captain Teddy! Captain Teddy!..." He cried out as Kittysbecute chased him. Then she turned around and ran as teddy reinforcements arrived and pursued her. They all ran into the Museum and Kittysbecute posed as a museum prop as the teddy army went passed her.
Then all of a sudden, the spirit of Z descended into the Saruman prop.
Love fulfilled her eyes and she ran towards him with hands outstretched to reach his white beard. He raised his staff .
"YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!" a huge force of wind pushed against Kittysbecute as she went flying back she grabbed hold of his beard.
"ARGHHHHHH My beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He cried in pain as the force of wind continued heavier and heavier.
"Luke, I am your father" said Darth Vader as the spirit of Z worked through him and he started force choking Kittysbecute as she held onto Sarumans beard.
Still she would not let go...
"This is Sparta!!!!" cried Leonidas as he also came to life and starting kicking Kittysbecute to get her to let go.
Then all of a sudden, his beard ripped off and she went headfirst into a giant donut and died.
Some of the teddy bear police returned and found her body
"Let's take her back to the Captain, I want a promotion!"
Paldasan awoke and opened the curtains to see RayofSun handcuffed by the teddy bear Police, and she ran out to save her, he began to run across the road when all of a sudden a harem of marching battered hotdogs pogoed over him and crushed him to death.
Next minute, due to all the noise, Shinkou awoke in her $500 billion dollar mansion and an omurice started saying in a militaristic voice.
私を食べなさい！
私を食べなさい！
私を食べなさい！
私を食べなさい！
私を食べなさい！
私を食べなさい！
(Eat me)
She ran after it, joy lit up her eyes and a dashing smile on her face, it jumped into the $900 billion dollar gold swimming pool and she jumped in after it.
Deeper and deeper she swam after it and then suddenly it stopped and she grabbed it within her arms and a giant clam shut! Such was the fate of Shinkou, who had become clam food.
Next was Sapphyre, she was always so busy making apps, then one late night while making apps, she somehow appeared within the app and it uploaded and become the #1 download, while people pressed buttons she ragdolled all over the place, never ending was the torment.
RoseofEden awoke and heard a charming man calling out for his beautiful girl, she ran out.
"Oh, James Franco!!!"
She ran after him and then came upon him kissing with Isolde.
"No........ my heart is forever broken....." she said with tears rolling down her eyes.
She lynched herself on the nearest tree.
Now, a certain Dzhessika was walking down the street, when she noticed a purple tulip in the garden, excitedly she ran over to grab it, but the bushes reach out and pulled her into a labyrinth.
"Where...where...where am I?" she said puzzled
She read the notice 'Find thy purple tulip for your way out. P.S. Beware of the troll!'
She started progressing through the dark green shady labyrinth, then all of a sudden she heard pounding steps behind her and she turned in horror as a giant pug had sighted her and chased after her with drool running from it's tongue. She fled through the labyrinth, and then she saw the purple tulip and she reached out to it, just about to touch it, she became dog biscuit.
Now, the teddy bear police were dragging Kittysbecute body back through the forest and they grew thirsty, and they stumbled upon a young lady with a milkshake and she refused to give it to them. So they grabbed her wool and knitted her up hanging off a tree branch and left her for the wild bears and they thirsted not.
Then they came across a robed man with a sword, Lord of the Forest and he chased after them, but tripped over his robe and feel into a mud pool
"Noooooooooooo! I'm sinking!" He cried
But he couldn't let go of his sword, for he loved it and it dragged him beneath.
Now they finally got back to the Captain and they were given a promotion.
Then the Captain frowned on his teddy bear face and ordered that all of rest of the villagers, including RayofSun be collected up. They were herded like goats and the Captain shot them with a shrink ray and stuck them in the oven. The reinforcements arrived back and they all sat around the table, jolly and full of laughter while eating human biscuits.
The end.
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