The worst next-door neighbor game

[Susan]

The point of this game is simple:

try to make up the worst neighbor possible, and the person who comes up with the worst fictional neighbor wins.

I will begin:

The new neighbor is horrible. She plays her stereo all night long, owns 20 Chihuahuas, and is a home-based Primal Scream therapist.

Now you try to come up with a worse neighbor.

 

[JohnnyG]

My new neighbors are in a motorcycle gang and aside from all the parties and drunks lying on my lawn in the morning I'm starting to get concerned about the meth lab in their kitchen.

 

[altya]

Originally posted by JohnnyG
My new neighbors are in a motorcycle gang and aside from all the parties and drunks lying on my lawn in the morning

This really happened to us, our neighbor for a time was ‘The Knights’ a motorcycle gang. They was almost everyday drunk and they where more than 200 members. Sometimes they shot each other and then it was police and ambulances sirens in the night. This was a nightmare for us and we ‘prayed’ them away.


Our recently neighbors was swingers and this was bad but also true.

 

[Miss Shelby]

Dear Ann Landers: I have a lovely patio and enjoy spending time outside in my garden. The problem is my next-door neighbor. His master bathroom faces our yard.

He never closes the shades when using the toilet or showering. One can see his hairy, naked, 300-pound torso quite clearly.

It's easy to say, "Don't look at him," or, "Put up a tall fence," but we do a lot of entertaining. It would be impossible not to see him, and a tall fence would destroy the open look of our beautiful yard.

We are not very close to these neighbors and have barely spoken to them in the two years we have lived in this area. Is there anything I can do to get him to draw the shades?
Seen Too Much in Illinois
http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_np=0&u_pg=57&u_sid=445370


Michelle

 

[KeepTheFaith15]

well my next door neighbor is always got his stereo blasting the mr. rogers theme song...he has three killer dogs, that he insist are his children, his wife, is taller,hairier and more..er manler looking then him and speaks in a high childish voice,that i seem to hear at two thirty in the morning..hey maybe it's just me....

 

[Sharky]

MY neighbour likes to come at night while i'm asleep. He puts his face on the window and shines a torchlight under his chin. Now imagine seeing his face when your half asleep!.

 

[Aussie_Tash]

Our neighbours are sooooooooooooo LOUD, that you can even hear them when they go to the toilet, i mean come on, how much can a person wee !! It sounds like a running tap that has gone out of control, we may as well be living some water theme park. Or he should start a water theme park, that might be the best thing

 

[findtbax]

 "My next-door neighbors are gay"

 

[KeepTheFaith15]

ouch that would be bad....

 

[A Sheep]

I think that the worst nextdoor neighboors that you could have, are no nextdoor neighboors at all.

 

[Million Pieces]

Our next-door neighbor is downright frightening. He's always going out to bars at nights, and bringing home young strange looking men. I never see them leave, so they must leave pretty early in the morning. Jeffrey always smiles when he talks to the children, but he's always asking to come in to use our bathrooms. I think he's just a bad housekeeper, because there's been a really strange odour coming from his windows lately. We think he may work for an abbatoir, because his trash always has some of those plastic aprons with blood on them.

 

[DeleseRose]

My next door neighbor is pretty silly. She and her husband is always fighting, one day he was beating the crap out of her in the stairways, i was an auxillary police officer at that time so i went down and told him to stop, of course he did'nt so i called the police. Don't u know that when the police got there she told them nothing happened and did not press charges on that slimebag! And then turned around and treated me as if i was the one who did her something wrong. U just can't help certain people i tell u.

 

[SpiritPsalmist]

My neighbors were part of a cheer leading team and they use to practice in the parking lot, under my bedroom window, very late at night

 

[findtbax]

 KeeptheFaith.......you are dead right
 ASheep........you are dead wrong

 

[DeleseRose]

 

[KeepTheFaith15]

my next door neighbor when it's really late at night looks in my 3 floor window like a pshcopath, late at night and he looks like a killer!ahhh

 

[findtbax]

 i used to do that until they started throwing ice cubes at my window.......

 

[waterwizard]

My next door neighbors are quiet during the evening hours, go to bed at a decent hour, smile and wave when they see you, have parties that are not at all loud or rowdy, keep their grass cut every week, sweep the sidewalk, pick up after their dog, and their kids are very polite. What's wrong with those people?

 

[Million Pieces]

So how do we know who will be the winner? Who is the judge?

Some of these are great!!

 

[Patty]

I have allergies, and my next door neighbor used to rent the garage directly below my bedroom (I lived in a 4-plex). He was renovating his car and used some awful-smelling chemicals and paints - every single day!!

I asked him to stop and he said he wouldn't. I asked the landlord to help me out and he said no, too!


Patty