Hello, all,
Our pastor told this joke a few monthes ago and I loved it..I hope you will too!!
A preacher sets up 4 big jars before his congregation. He fills the first jar with alcohol, the second with cigarette smoke, the third with chocolate and the fourth with a plant and soil. He then places a worm in each jar and proceeds with his sermon. After he was finished he turned to the jars and saw that the worms in the first three jars were dead, but the worm in the fourth was alive and doing well. Turning to his congregation he asks "Why is it that the worm in with the plant and soil is alive and the worms in the alcohol, cigarette smoke and the chocolate are dead? What does ths shoe you? After a few minutes of silence a little old woman from the last pew raised her hand. "If you eat chocolate, smoke and drink you will never have worms!!"
Our pastor told this joke a few monthes ago and I loved it..I hope you will too!! A preacher sets up 4 big jars before his congregation. He fills the first jar with alcohol, the second with cigarette smoke, the third with chocolate and the fourth with a plant and soil. He then places a worm in each jar and proceeds with his sermon. After he was finished he turned to the jars and saw that the worms in the first three jars were dead, but the worm in the fourth was alive and doing well. Turning to his congregation he asks "Why is it that the worm in with the plant and soil is alive and the worms in the alcohol, cigarette smoke and the chocolate are dead? What does ths shoe you? After a few minutes of silence a little old woman from the last pew raised her hand. "If you eat chocolate, smoke and drink you will never have worms!!"
