The "Windows Evolution"

[Tomm]

The "Windows Evolution" is scientist Mr Bubusoo's exciting new book on, as its name suggests, the evolution of MS Windows.

But, in the context of this book, evolution does not have the ordinary sense of the word, it is meant to be the evolution as described by Mr Darwin - which is a kind of magic that changes you from one thing to another, in order to solve your survival problems, whatever they may be, but you have to wait 1 or 2 million years for it, if you are still around. Though, up till now, we're still left wondering why we have to become fond of playing poker, have to be able to appreciate music, read poetry, run much slower than animals -- in order to survive ?

Anyway, the author has come up with new evidences (including fossils) to show that MS Windows was not programmed or designed by anybody, but rather it was evolved , just as fishes had evolved into apes (at least that's what Mr Darwin had believed). Mr Bubusoo also argued that there is no such thing as programmer and it is merely delusion.

Mr Bubusoo has successfully tracked down Windows' whole evolution path - Vista was evolved out of Windows XP, XP out of Windows 2000, Windows 2000 out of Windows 98, and so on, until it came to the first version.

But you may wonder how did the first version of Windows come about ?
The author has again successfully answered this question by proving that it evolved out of some extremely ancient, primitive firmwares, so ancient and primitive that it is quicker to count your fingers than to wait for answers from them. Those firmwares were evolved from some hardwares. Ultimately, all these things have as their common ancestor, strangely, Aloe Vera - believe it or not.

But how could have Aloe Vera evolved into MS Windows, which are totally different things ?
Well, Mr Bubusoo gave this answer - "by the need of survival... if a fish could turn into an ape, why couldn't Aloe Vera turn into MS Windows ?".

Since nobody programmed MS Windows, Mr Bubusoo reasoned, we shouldn't be charged to use Windows.
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"If evolution really worked, pedestrians would have wings."

 

[FallingWaters]

That would make for a really awesome book, but I think you've been hoaxed.
I did a Google search and an Amazon search.
The book doesn't seem to exist. Sorry.
If you can find proof of its existence online, would you please provide a link?

 

[shernren]

Since nobody programmed MS Windows, Mr Boot suggested, we shouldn't be charged to use Windows.

And you thought Open Source Software was radical ...

 

[MatthewDiscipleofGod]

The "Windows Evolution" is scientist Mr Boot's new book on , as it names suggests, the evolution of MS Windows.

But, here, evolution does not just mean evolution, it is meant to be the evolution as meant by Mr Darwin, by which you can get your body transformed and improved in order to solve your life problems, whatever they may be, but you have to wait 1 or 2 million years for that, if you are still around.

The author has come up with new evidences (including fossils) to show that MS Windows was not programmed or designed by anybody including Mr Gates, but rather it was evolved , in the way frogs and fishes have evolved, at least that's what Mr Darwin had believed.
Mr Boot has successfully tracked down its whole evolution path - Vista was evolved out of Windows XP, XP out of Windows 2000, Windows 2000 out of Windows 98, and so on, until it came to the first version.

But you may wonder how did the first version of Windows come about ?
The author has again successful answered this question by proving that it evolved out of some extremely ancient softwares, so ancient that it is quicker to count your fingers than to wait for answers from them.
And those ancient softwares were in turn born out of an mysterious explosion of some hardwares long, long, long time ago (at least long enough so that no witness/proof is needed).

Since nobody programmed MS Windows, Mr Boot suggested, we shouldn't be charged to use Windows.

So what you saying is when you use Windows you see no evidence of intelligent design?

 

[Citanul]

That would make for a really awesome book, but I think you've been hoaxed.

I think the OP was an attempt at satire rather than a description of an actual book.

 

[FallingWaters]

I think the OP was an attempt at satire rather than a description of an actual book.

Maybe...
but I took it seriously.

 

[crawfish]

Heh.

I don't think the process of natural selection would have favored MS Windows in an evolutionary world.

 

[shernren]

So what you saying is when you use Windows you see no evidence of intelligent design?

Windows? Design, maybe, but intelligent design ...

 

[Tissue]

Yeah. This was definitely a satire.

And a brilliant one at that. Very nice.