There were 4 men in a pub talking about time,an English man a Scottish man an Irish man and a welsh man.
The English man say`s to the Scottish man,"I bought a watch today and know less of St George,who also told me that he slay`ed the dragon for it".
So the Scottish man asks to see it,the English man rolls up his sleeve and proudly says,,"its 4 o`clock"to which they all look up to the clock on the pub wall,and see its not 4 o`clock.
The Scottish man laughs loudly,"Ach,I think you`ve been caught -out ,4...........catch,"and keeps laughing.
The English man replies to the Scottish man," so you tell me the time then,"at such the Scottish man pulls up his sleeve and say`s,"well i got mine of St Andrew and he said to me this is a present from the order of the knighthood", so he had a look and said"its 7 o`clock",at which they all looked up at the pub clock again and it wasn`t 7 o`clock.
So the Irish man cries out laughing and say`s,"now that`s a proper scotch kiss",(slang for head-butt) and keeps on laughing.
So the Scottish man say`s to the Irish man,"lets see what time you make it then,"and the Irish man said,"well i got this of know other than St Patrick himself,but he did mention one word to me,"the Scottish man asked," what was it",the Irish man replied,"protestant".
So the Irish man rolled up his sleeve and had a look,then looked up at the Scottish man and say`s,"mine has know hands but i can still hear it ticking........here"!
So the Scottish man looks at the English man and the Welsh man and they all run, they think its a bomb!
The Irish man does`nt know what to do,so he just sits there praying!
After about an hour the other men return and the ticking starts to fade,the Irish man does the sign of the cross and they all look relieved.
Then suddenly they all hear a small quiet voice from clock on the pub wall,the welsh man looks up and points to the clock, at which point it bursts into flames and they hear the voice say very slowly.........."Its one,
ITS FINISHED"!!
The English man say`s to the Scottish man,"I bought a watch today and know less of St George,who also told me that he slay`ed the dragon for it".
So the Scottish man asks to see it,the English man rolls up his sleeve and proudly says,,"its 4 o`clock"to which they all look up to the clock on the pub wall,and see its not 4 o`clock.
The Scottish man laughs loudly,"Ach,I think you`ve been caught -out ,4...........catch,"and keeps laughing.
The English man replies to the Scottish man," so you tell me the time then,"at such the Scottish man pulls up his sleeve and say`s,"well i got mine of St Andrew and he said to me this is a present from the order of the knighthood", so he had a look and said"its 7 o`clock",at which they all looked up at the pub clock again and it wasn`t 7 o`clock.
So the Irish man cries out laughing and say`s,"now that`s a proper scotch kiss",(slang for head-butt) and keeps on laughing.
So the Scottish man say`s to the Irish man,"lets see what time you make it then,"and the Irish man said,"well i got this of know other than St Patrick himself,but he did mention one word to me,"the Scottish man asked," what was it",the Irish man replied,"protestant".
So the Irish man rolled up his sleeve and had a look,then looked up at the Scottish man and say`s,"mine has know hands but i can still hear it ticking........here"!
So the Scottish man looks at the English man and the Welsh man and they all run, they think its a bomb!
The Irish man does`nt know what to do,so he just sits there praying!
After about an hour the other men return and the ticking starts to fade,the Irish man does the sign of the cross and they all look relieved.
Then suddenly they all hear a small quiet voice from clock on the pub wall,the welsh man looks up and points to the clock, at which point it bursts into flames and they hear the voice say very slowly.........."Its one,
ITS FINISHED"!!
