The Sponsor Game is back!

[Susan]

I ran this waaay back last year, and it's time for it again now that we have plenty of new members and hopefully some new ideas.

Basically the point is sort of like Books No One Would Buy: except you're matching an event (which can be real or fictional) with a sponsor that would be the absolute worst for it (sponsor can be real or fictional)

These are some examples:

"California Highway Patrol Officer Convention sponsored by Ticketmaster"

"Demolition Derby sponsored by the County Safety Coalition"

"The Blessing Of Quiet: this show brought to you by the Chihuahua Breeders Association"

Anyway, this game is continued by naming a sponsor for the next person to match an event to.

I will do the first few posts to show how it's done.

And. . .if someone's post really makes you laugh, please share a few blessings with that person.

 

[Susan]

To start:

This meeting of Citizens Against Frivolous Lawsuits has been brought to you by the law firm suing McDonalds.

your sponsor is:
Pepto-Bismol

 

[Susan]

"Cooking on a budget: This seminar sponsored by the makers of Pepto-Bismol."

Your sponsor is:

AOL

 

[Susan]

"Complaint-Free Dialup Internet Access-brought to you by AOL and Compuserve" >_< lol

your sponsor is:

Focus on the Family

 

[Susan]

This guest speech by former president Clinton brought to you by Focus on the Family.

your sponsor is

Starbucks Coffee

 

[Christmasguy]

How to make cheap coffee, and sell it for&nbsp;a profit seminar brought to you by starbucks coffee

Nike

 

[lucypevensie]

This program, "How to Make Your own Athletic Shoes For Free with Stuff Laying around Your House" is made possible by the fine folks at Nike.


Pet Word Pet Warehouse

 

[Susan]

"Raising Pets On A Budget" brought to you by Pet World Pet Warehouse

Your sponsor:

The United Nations

 

[Noddingdog]

"Going to war, peacefully" - a new proposition by the United Nations

The Sellotape Company

 

[Susan]

The Dangers of Sellotape. This booklet brought to you by the Sellotape Company.

Microsoft

 

[Christmasguy]

"The art of conditioning people to buy what they already own" brought to you by Microsoft

Wal Mart

 

[Susan]

"How Megastores Are Harmful To Local Economies," a symposium sponsored by Wal-Mart.

Gainax

 

[Susan]

This website for the Coalition Against Sickeningly Overdone Fanservice brought to you by Gainax Studios.

Wells Fargo

 

[Diane_Windsor]

The 2006 Dallas AutoShow brought to you by Wells Fargo Bank.




Your Sponsor-Manchester United

Diane

 

[1FaithfulServant]

Genuine British Football brought to you by Manchester United


next, your sponsor: Ben & Jerry's ice cream

 

[Diane_Windsor]

Genuine British Football brought to you by Manchester United

ROFLOL



This symposium on diet and weight loss brought to you by Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.


Your Sponsor: Tiger Woods