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The Special Hog

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Thought I would share it....it's an old joke.

Joe was visiting Ralph at his ranch out in the country. As they sat on the front porch drinking lemonade, a three legged hog ran by. Joe turns to his friend and say's, "that sure is a big hog. What happen to his other leg?"

Ralph replied, "that's Bobo, he's a real special hog. One time the house caught on fire and my wife was trapped inside. Bobo ran into the burning house, dragged her out and saved her life."

Joe say's, "that's amazing....so why does he only have three legs?"

Ralph laughs and say's, "you don't get it, He's a real special hog. Let me explain....once me and the kids were down at the river fishing. One of my children fell into the river and was pulled under by a heavy current. Bobo dove in, holding his breath, swam under water, found my precious child then dragged him out of the river to safety."

Joe say's, "that's amazing.....but I'm still trying to figure out why he only has three legs."

Ralph replies, "you just don't eat a hog like that all at once."