The Ruin a Wish Thread!

[jelly_bean]

this is how you play...the person above states a wish, and the person below grants, but ruins it.
example:
person 1: i wish i had a million dollars
person 2: granted, but it's all monopoly money

person number2 would then state their wish, and the person who posts after them would ruin it, etc etc.


I wish I could be on TV.

 

[Sitswithamouse]

Wish Granted.
You are now the ON/OFF button.


I wish I was 10 years younger.

 

[jelly_bean]

granted. now you get to live in an apartment with bugs because you don't have a steady job yet!

I wish I had a limo.

 

[Sonate]

Granted, but it has no engine.

I wish I was on a Caribbean vacation.

 

[jelly_bean]

granted, but you crash into a big rock and get stranded on gilligan's island.

I wish I had a mansion.

 

[Faith In God]

Granted, but it's in Juneau.

I wish I could run faster.

 

[ub4me]

granted, but you can't stop




I wish I didn't have stage fright

 

[psalms 91]

granted but you dont have a stage

i wish i could go anywhere with lots of money

 

[Paid in full]

Granted but you lose your wallet!

I wish I was taller

 

[lin1235]

Congratulations, you're now 12 feet tall.

I wish I had a pony

 

[Paid in full]

Granted its name is..... my little.....

I wish I didn't have to do any housework!

 

[lin1235]

Granted... your house has been washed away in a flash flood.


I wish I could go home now instead of working until 5pm

 

[Paid in full]

Granted you can go home now your fired!

I wish I had a job!

 

[halifaxhoney]

Granted but your boss is terrible

I wish I was a movie star

 

[jelly_bean]

granted but you're the star of a movie called "the life of oscar meyer" (bologna man)

I wish I didn't have to take algebra again.

 

[*Starlight*]

Granted, but you have to write a 4000 word essay instead!

I wish I was more creative...

 

[jelly_bean]

granted but the only thing you're creative about is giraffes.

I wish my name were on a billboard.

 

[lillybug0514]

Granted, but for the FBI's top ten.

I wish I could fly

 

[jelly_bean]

granted, but everytime you fly you fly straight for the south pole

I wish I had a pet penguin.

 

[mochagirl]

Granted, but the pet penguin stinks up your entire house (trust me, it would...*shudder* penguins stink like crazy...at least the ones at the zoo do)

I wish I had lots and lots of chocolate.