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The Priest and the Rabbi

Fledge

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A priest and a rabbi are standing beside the road holding signs that say "THE END IS NEAR!! TURN BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!" Before long, a motorist comes down the road, and he brakes, sticks his head out the window, and yells, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!!"

The driver then tears off and goes flying around the bend. After a moment, there is a loud screach, followed several seconds later by a muffled splash. The rabbi turns to the priest and says, "Do you think we should hold up signs that say 'BRIDGE OUT' instead?"
 

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Fledge said:
A priest and a rabbi are standing beside the road holding signs that say "THE END IS NEAR!! TURN BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!" Before long, a motorist comes down the road, and he brakes, sticks his head out the window, and yells, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!!"

The driver then tears off and goes flying around the bend. After a moment, there is a loud screach, followed several seconds later by a muffled splash. The rabbi turns to the priest and says, "Do you think we should hold up signs that say 'BRIDGE OUT' instead?"
that is a very funny joke LOL hey i have one

in a school there is a teacher that is an atheist one day she asks the class if any of them are atheist you know everybody in the class want to be like their teacher so they raise their hands except one little girl named lucy the teacher goes over and asks lucy why she wants to be different from her classmates she says that she is a christian and the teacher asks why she is a christian lucy says that her family is christian then the teacher asks what if her family were idiots after a few seconds lucy said "well i would be an atheist"
 
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It reminds me of another story.

A motorist was speeding around a mountain when he saw someone coming from the other direction, swerving badly, who leaned his head out the window and yelled "PIG!" The motorist yelled back an insult and went on his way angrily.

As he came around the mountain, he rammed his car directly into a huge pig.....

God's messages can come from unexpected sources.
 
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