The Panda Bear
A panda bear in the Old American West, walks into a saloon and eats lunch. Then to everyone's surprise, he gets up and fires his six-iron into the air and then leaves in a big hurry. The town sheriff put together a posse to chase down the outlaw panda bear but before they could catch him, he rides his horse like the wind into the next town and, guess what? He walks into the local saloon, eats lunch and then, yep, he fires his six-shooter into the air and leaves in a big hurry. Now two sheriff's and two posse's are chasing the panda bear. But before he is caught, one last time he rides into the next town, walks into the saloon and eats lunch, fires his six-shooter into the air and once again, leaves in a big hurry. The sheriff asks the waitress before the two posse's ride off to chase down the outlaw panda bear why the panda is acting so strangely? The waitress replys, well, what do you expect? He is a panda bear...that's all a panda bear knows how to do--
Eats shoots and leaves....

A panda bear in the Old American West, walks into a saloon and eats lunch. Then to everyone's surprise, he gets up and fires his six-iron into the air and then leaves in a big hurry. The town sheriff put together a posse to chase down the outlaw panda bear but before they could catch him, he rides his horse like the wind into the next town and, guess what? He walks into the local saloon, eats lunch and then, yep, he fires his six-shooter into the air and leaves in a big hurry. Now two sheriff's and two posse's are chasing the panda bear. But before he is caught, one last time he rides into the next town, walks into the saloon and eats lunch, fires his six-shooter into the air and once again, leaves in a big hurry. The sheriff asks the waitress before the two posse's ride off to chase down the outlaw panda bear why the panda is acting so strangely? The waitress replys, well, what do you expect? He is a panda bear...that's all a panda bear knows how to do--
Eats shoots and leaves....
