THE ***OFFICIAL*** Best Christian Joke thread

[m00pz`]

Most of you guys may have heard this before, but here goes;

There was a Pre-School Teacher, who was an athiest. She was very interested to see what her class believed. So she said "Put your hand up if you go to church!". All of a sudden, all the kids hands' were up. She hesistated, then asked "Ok, Keep your hand up if you're a christian!". All the kids looked at each other, and slowly lowered their hands, except for one little girl.

The teacher asks "Why are you a christian, jill?". The girl replies "Because mummy and daddy are christians".
Fustrated, the teacher says "That's silly! If your mum and dad were morons, what would that make you"
The little girl then replied "An athiest?"

G bless

m00pz

 

[skinnybrad]

i like that one

 

[Locket]

lol! I heard a version of that joke but it was about politics

 

[JD_shalom]

Funny how a pre-school child can know such a big word as "atheist" lol. She must be really intelligent! Hats off to her!!!

 

[choop1212]

lol

 

[love4christ119]

rofl!!

that wuz a good one

 

[newlite]

heeheehee

 

[kuntrygurl_26]

Two muffins are in an Oven, One muffin turns the other and says " Man! it is getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes " Ahhh its a talking muffin!!!" hehehe

 

[loony]

good joke

 

[kuntrygurl_26]

**takes a bow**thank you

 

[Revelations 22:20]

[glow=blue]good joke[/glow]

 

[Ehud7135]

lol nice