The Nun and the Cabbie

[christianmomof3]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asked him why he was staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure there's nothing you could ask or say that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well let's see what we can do about that: #1 you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic.

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes I'm single and Catholic."

"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss . But then when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child" said the Nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The Nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween Party!"

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

hookers huh? I sure hope no kids read this joke. How is this a christian joke? Because you used a nun?

 

[davidklewis]

Very funny.

 

[christianmomof3]

hookers huh? I sure hope no kids read this joke. How is this a christian joke? Because you used a nun?

I am sorry.
I found it on another Christian board.
No offense intended.

 

[Lessien]

Heard it before but it's still funny!

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

I am sorry.
I found it on another Christian board.
No offense intended.

no offense taken. I just have several young ladies in my household. Two daughters and their friends are constantly over here. Yes I know the forums are for 13 years old and above, and I try not to say anything,
but ..

A homosexual man dressed up as a woman claiming to be a nun just kissed a married man that lied, and the guy is on his way to a halloween party. hmmm A nun at a halloween party. This kinda does not glorify God.
sorry this joke just kinda seems against everything a christian stands for, but when put in different words its not so funny.

I love the rest of your jokes and posts, and was not trying to flame you at all. I only wanted you to see the joke for what it is...........michael

 

[pgp_protector]

Heard it before but it's still funny!

Same here, but this is much cleaner the the other version

 

[hoppy2knowyou]

lol

 

[Randombitsofstring]

no offense taken. I just have several young ladies in my household. Two daughters and their friends are constantly over here. Yes I know the forums are for 13 years old and above, and I try not to say anything,
but ..

A homosexual man dressed up as a woman claiming to be a nun just kissed a married man that lied, and the guy is on his way to a halloween party. hmmm A nun at a halloween party. This kinda does not glorify God.
sorry this joke just kinda seems against everything a christian stands for, but when put in different words its not so funny.

I love the rest of your jokes and posts, and was not trying to flame you at all. I only wanted you to see the joke for what it is...........michael

Who said it was a homosexual? It was a man dressed up to go to a Halloween party! At the high school I went to, most of the football team dressed up as cheerleaders and the cheerleaders dressed up as the football players for Halloween-it was hilarious, and none of them were gay.

The moral of the joke is that appearances are deceiving.

 

[pgp_protector]

Who said it was a homosexual? ...snip...

Anyone who knows the original version, knows it was more than a "kiss"

 

[busterdog]

Nice joke.

As Homer Simpson says, "Its funny because its true."

 

[Nakiah4Yeshua]

i chuckled & then I got it...

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

Who said it was a homosexual? It was a man dressed up to go to a Halloween party! At the high school I went to, most of the football team dressed up as cheerleaders and the cheerleaders dressed up as the football players for Halloween-it was hilarious, and none of them were gay.

The moral of the joke is that appearances are deceiving.

You must be from up North. In the south men do not kiss other men.

 

[Randombitsofstring]

You must be from up North. In the south men do not kiss other men.

I was born and raised in the south and both my father’s family has lived in Georgia for 300 years. My mother’s family is mostly Cherokee. So I think I can safely claim to be from the south.

It’s so nice to see that since I have not heard the original, there fore was unaware of the “x-rated” version of the joke, that somehow that makes me a Yankee. It’s a joke. Get over it.

 

[davidklewis]

You must be from up North. In the south men do not kiss other men.

"Southern man, take a look at your life."

I don't know what you mean by calling yourself "White Knight," but in the south we know what a white knight does.

Like the lady said, "It's a joke. Get over it."

(Unless you have some issues?????)

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

and peope have no clue what is wrong in the world today...

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

Would Jesus find this joke offensive? If you do not think so, maybe you need to examine yourself. I cannot see Him laughing at this one, only shedding tears for lost souls....michael

 

[silverdawn]

I'm sorry but I just found this very offensive....

 

[davidklewis]

Would Jesus find this joke offensive? If you do not think so, maybe you need to examine yourself. I cannot see Him laughing at this one, only shedding tears for lost souls....michael

I don't know if Jesus would or not. (I assume you think you know.) But I do know He has a way cool sense of humor.

One day I was stalking the wild aluminum can with my 357 mag. I was shooting pretty good that day, so i looked up and say, "Think You could do that good?"

A bolt of lightning hit in the field next to my place. 'Bout knocked me on my hiney. I 'spect he had a good chuckle over that.

And since close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and lightning strikes, I didn't challenge further or say, "Missed me!"

True story.

Jesus must have been a party animal back in the day, 'cause they accused Him of being a glutton and winebibber.

Party hardy. "In whatever you do, do it unto the Lord."

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

I don't know if Jesus would or not. (I assume you think you know.) But I do know He has a way cool sense of humor.

One day I was stalking the wild aluminum can with my 357 mag. I was shooting pretty good that day, so i looked up and say, "Think You could do that good?"

A bolt of lightning hit in the field next to my place. 'Bout knocked me on my hiney. I 'spect he had a good chuckle over that.

And since close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and lightning strikes, I didn't challenge further or say, "Missed me!"

True story.

Jesus must have been a party animal back in the day, 'cause they accused Him of being a glutton and winebibber.

Party hardy. "In whatever you do, do it unto the Lord."

Sounds like you were given a message.(Did you not get it). Did you notice the post before yours was from a 14 year-old? She found this offensive. Out of the mouth of babes..... I am done with this. I would watch what I said about Jesus. Really. We are talking about God here/./ ***Jesus a party animal?***
wow! That is almost the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Keep trying.