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The New Christian and the old Christian

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One day this young man was sitting out in the foyer reading his bible. A few seats down two older brothers in Christ were having a conversation about the pastors latest sermon. All of a sudden the young man screamed and hollered and let out a triumphant WOOOHOOOOOOOOO.

A few moments later after the two older christian had started up thier conversation once again the young man let out a triumphant WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

One of the older men turned to the young man and said

"ok son whats all the hooping and hollaring about."

The young man replied,

"Well the first woohoo was for how God finaaly got the Pharoh to release Moses and his people. The second Wooohoo was for how God parted the Red Sea to let his children escape the Pharohs army of thousands of chariots."

The Old man looked at the young man and said

"Well son most scholars now day believe that the Red sea was only about two or three feet deep at the part where Moses and His people crossed to escape the Pharoh."


The old man having said his peice went back to his conversation when all of a sudden the young man let out the most Triumphant WOOOHOO his voice could muster.

The old man just turned and said

"Now Whats Son??"

The Young man with a big smile on his face replied

"God just drowned and destroyed all Of Pharohs men and chariots in Two to Three feet of Water."