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<blockquote data-quote="Kam_Islash" data-source="post: 7842509" data-attributes="member: 33383"><p>Once in Florida there was a hurricane. Flood waters began to rise. An old man was up to his knees in water. Suddenly, some people in a raft floated by and said</p><p></p><p>"hey get in we're here to help!"</p><p></p><p>"No thanks, the lord will provide"</p><p></p><p>So they left. then, the old man was up to his waist inw ater some eople in a motorboat came by.</p><p></p><p>"hey oldtimer graba hold of the life preserver!" they called</p><p></p><p>"No thanks, the lord will provide" he said</p><p></p><p>Later he wa sup to his neck in water. A Helicopter flew over an dlowereda rope.</p><p></p><p>"Grab on!" said a man on the loudspeaker</p><p></p><p>"No thanks, the lord will provide.</p><p></p><p>Then, the old man wa sbanging on the pearly gates demanding to see God. The lord himself arrived to greet him.</p><p></p><p>"yes?"</p><p></p><p>"I thought you would provide when i was in toruble!"</p><p></p><p>"....I provided 2 boats and a helicopter, what more do you want?"</p><p></p><p>///</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Kam_Islash, post: 7842509, member: 33383"] Once in Florida there was a hurricane. Flood waters began to rise. An old man was up to his knees in water. Suddenly, some people in a raft floated by and said "hey get in we're here to help!" "No thanks, the lord will provide" So they left. then, the old man was up to his waist inw ater some eople in a motorboat came by. "hey oldtimer graba hold of the life preserver!" they called "No thanks, the lord will provide" he said Later he wa sup to his neck in water. A Helicopter flew over an dlowereda rope. "Grab on!" said a man on the loudspeaker "No thanks, the lord will provide. Then, the old man wa sbanging on the pearly gates demanding to see God. The lord himself arrived to greet him. "yes?" "I thought you would provide when i was in toruble!" "....I provided 2 boats and a helicopter, what more do you want?" /// [/QUOTE]
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