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The false prophet, takes up knitting.
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<blockquote data-quote="Gottservant" data-source="post: 73475725" data-attributes="member: 158134"><p>The false prophet was teaching and teaching and teaching, that people ought to know the Bible like he did, and he began to get tired.</p><p></p><p>He went to the Devil and said "how is it - Devil - that I preach and preach and people expect me to keep preaching?"</p><p></p><p>The Devil thought about it for a second, then said "Why don't you give them an object lesson - that way they can see you are preaching?"</p><p></p><p>The False Prophet gave it some thought and took up knitting.</p><p></p><p>The next Sunday the False Prophet came to the false Church with a knitted sweater.</p><p></p><p>"Look, everyone! This is a sweater I have knitted together, to show you what I mean by my preaching - because I am tired of reminding you that I am preaching".</p><p></p><p>The Church was silent.</p><p></p><p>After a moment the crowd began to speak up: "put it on!" they said "Put it on!!"</p><p></p><p>But the False Prophet said "no, I refuse to!".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gottservant, post: 73475725, member: 158134"] The false prophet was teaching and teaching and teaching, that people ought to know the Bible like he did, and he began to get tired. He went to the Devil and said "how is it - Devil - that I preach and preach and people expect me to keep preaching?" The Devil thought about it for a second, then said "Why don't you give them an object lesson - that way they can see you are preaching?" The False Prophet gave it some thought and took up knitting. The next Sunday the False Prophet came to the false Church with a knitted sweater. "Look, everyone! This is a sweater I have knitted together, to show you what I mean by my preaching - because I am tired of reminding you that I am preaching". The Church was silent. After a moment the crowd began to speak up: "put it on!" they said "Put it on!!" But the False Prophet said "no, I refuse to!". [/QUOTE]
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