The Excuse Game

Vap841 · Jun 1, 2022

You must have missed Ancient Aliens season 1 episode 3 which explains that Sumerian tablets describe an alien race known as the Anunnaki who comes to Earth in search of gold, I won’t go anywhere near the metal.

I’m trying to become more well-mannered, so please, you go first I insist!

joymercy · Jun 1, 2022

I wanted to go first, but the seat was up

Put it down!

Chesterton · Jun 5, 2022

I'm already told that I'm too insulting and negative.

It's hot today. Use your 3D printer to make us some ice cream.

Vap841 · Jun 5, 2022

Because of a virus it was only making ice cream spiked with rum, it got confiscated by police after hosting my kid’s 12 year old birthday party.

I want a 75’ trampoline for my yard but they don’t make them that big, can you build me one?

joymercy · Jun 5, 2022

I cant, my two hands are busy. I'm still waiting for the seat to go down, so then I could use them both for something constructive.

Meanwhile, the aliens have kidnapped Chesterton, can you call tom cruise?

Vap841 · Jun 6, 2022

I don’t know, Tom Cruise does owe me a favor, but is it really worth wasting the favor on Chesterton?

Teach me how to surf.

joymercy · Jun 6, 2022

I would except that Tom's on Sharkano duty, a nearly impossible mission

We need to be prepared for flight duty, can you pilot us?

Chesterton · Jun 11, 2022

Probably shouldn't. It didn't go well last time.

Put some suntan lotion on my back?

joymercy · Jun 13, 2022

I already did, and look what happened! It wont work, until covid is over!

What is this world coming to? Can you figure?

Chesterton · Jun 17, 2022

I can only figure with a calculator.

Let's go ride on the subway.

public hermit · Aug 24, 2022

I'm sorry. I would, but I usually sit in one of the seats inside that they provide.

I have four boxes of nothing to take to some place very important. Could you help me do something with nothing?

Chesterton · Aug 28, 2022

Sorry, only God can do something ex nihilo.

Teach me to ride a horse.

MissRowy · Dec 12, 2022

Sorry I don't go near horses as I get immense static shocks from their hair

Could you wrap my Christmas presents up for me?

mama2one · Dec 13, 2022

sorry, I pay my teen to wrap husband's gifts, lol

ask her, she might take on another job

peaceful-forest · Dec 16, 2022

Oh no, I can't wrap presents; I worked today.

Can you go get a Sprite for me?

Chesterton · Dec 19, 2022

They are very hard to catch.

Let's go Christmas caroling!

MissRowy · Dec 19, 2022

Sorry but I lost my voice singing opera

Can you turn the clothes dryer on for me

peaceful-forest · Dec 19, 2022

I can't because I'm in a different room.

Can you go to work for me tomorrow?

Chesterton · Dec 24, 2022

No. Medical professionals have diagnosed me with chronic laziness.

Help me convince Santa that "naughty" and "nice" are just social constructs.

peaceful-forest · Dec 24, 2022

I can't because I can't see Santa.

Can you buy me a last minute Christmas gift?

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