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The earth is flat. (Impossible to debunk)

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Funny how all of his 'evidence' is blatantly false and can be disproven with a 5 minute google search.

It can all be disproved using and doing science. These flat earth christian's are just another branch of the young earth/creationist loonies.

Once you start pointing out the science to them out comes the old satan is deciving you card.
 
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They do fly straight. when the straight line is projected onto the Earth, it appears curved.
 
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Answers:

1) Freemason-built Satan-class Turboboosters.
2) Bendy Light through the Aether of the Firmamental Efflusium.
3) Weather Balloon. Freemasonic weather Balloon.
4) Parallax is a Freemason/Satanic lie invented by Beyonce and the Rothschilds.
5) I have a youtube video of an MS Paint drawing that proves this is a fake phenomenon.
6) Satan controls all the government. Except for Trump.
7) The moon changes face depending on radiative influence from the Aetheric Boundaries of the Antarctic Firmamental Ice Barrier in accordance with Angelic Hyperstrobic Pharioloistic properties. Also, Freemasons.

Wake up sheeple!
 
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Hello everyone

I will show you what I have found within the last couple of months.
This will once and for all prove to you that the earth is flat.
This nonsense has nothing to do with science.
This nonsense has nothing to do with Christianity.
This nonsense has no place on this planet.
Please consider going away.
 
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I disagreed with all your points except the second part of 3). We should definitely free the Masonic weather ballooon. It has been held captive too long.
 
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I disagreed with all your points except the second part of 3). We should definitely free the Masonic weather ballooon. It has been held captive too long.

 
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The "planets" are 7 angels that disobeyed God, the 7 wandering stars. As described in Enoch. Calling God a liar?
No - just the author of "enoch." (which was NEITHER God or Enoch)
 
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Flights to popular destinations increase revenue for the airline.
Mystery solved.
 
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Speaking of which, the planet Venus (the 'morning star') has long been associated with the devil, but it was only relatively recently that scientists discovered that it is actually the hottest planet in the solar system, and has a very hell-like environment. Coincidence? Perhaps, but it's kind of interesting.
 
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I heard that the women from Venus are hot.
I thought that meant something else.
 
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I'll tell you what is fake....

The hair on that guy in the first video.
 
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MOD HAT ON
This thread has been moved from Physical & Life Sciences to Conspiracy Theories as the flat earth theory falls under the conspiracy theory category.
MOD HAT OFF
 
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... as the flat eath theory falls under the conspiracy theory category.
I sincerely wonder how someone gets to this distinction.

Is it because this is stuff that even the Kent Hovinds of our wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole?
Is it because the Flat Earth does indeed contain an underlying conspiracy?

But if the later, how is this different from the "Satanic scientists conspiracy that underlies godless evilution" that permeates so much of the Hovindesque Young Earth Creationsm.

Is it because here it is a Satanistic lie instead of a Jesuit/Freemason/Brony one?​

DISCLAIMER: this post is not meant to address the moderator action of transferring this thread. It is not trying to criticize any forum policy. It is just meant to point out, in a tongue-in-cheek way, the dissonant evaluation of some things as "conspiracy" and other things as "alternative explanations."
 
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I heard that the women from Venus are hot.
I thought that meant something else.
I heard that all women were from Venus..

Men, on the other hand, come from Mars.

But, using this logic.. men are also waffles and women are spaghetti.
 
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Bible teaches this , actually it's pretty often used by Muslims to argue that our Scriptures show flat earth while thier show earth like egg .

If one believes man rose from the dead other things like speaking donkey , flat earth or 7 day creation are just as possible.

1 Corinthians 1:27 King James Version (KJV)
27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
 
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