the army of the lord

[monkeystink]

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

 

[askbros]

hehe that's funny

 

[equal-minded]

don't tell anyone, but i'm a secret agent too! i would tell you my name but then i'd have to tickle you

 

[jesusfreck120]

lol

 

[Rock_star2011]

lol

 

[Tapanga]

I dont get it...i must be too blonde..

 

[Alive again]

cute!

 

[*~DJ~*]

lol

 

[Aces High]

LOL for those who dont get it, he was being sarcastic with the pastor, the secret service is part of the army and like the name suggests its secret, picture it in real life and its heaps funny hahaha

 

[christianmomof3]

I know some secret agents.

 

[godisgr8]

lol

 

[strelok0017]

Good one xd