The .."and Says" game....

[psychoceramic]

A poster (in this case me the first one.).. will make a statement.... like

a duck walks into the pharamcy and says......"______"

then you fill in the answer........ and then provide the next straight line.


i will start the game in the next post....

 

[psychoceramic]

A Duck walks into the pharmacy...and says

 

[dsdumpling]

"Hey, give me some quakers."

The Pharmacist says.......

 

[~Wisdom Seeker~]

"Not many Quakers around here, would you settle for Baptists? They're just down the road a piece."

To which the next person in line said: .......

 

[missionarypoet]

"That's right, just walk right down Main Street for two blocks and turn left. You can't miss it."
Then the duck says:...

 

[~Wisdom Seeker~]

"Pardon my accent, I didn't mean Quakers, I meant, how you say.... crackers?"

To which the Pharmacist said:...

 

[missionarypoet]

"Are you from Italy?"

to which the duck replied:

 

[~Wisdom Seeker~]

"No, No, No, I'm a Freahnch Deuck!...pft pft "

To which the pharmacist said, somewhat embarassed by the ducks apparent hostility: ...

 

[psychoceramic]

"do you know DDafffyyyyy DDDuuckkk"

and the duck...says

 

[missionarypoet]

"Why, yes. He ees my American couseen. I ave cum ere to viseet heem."

confused by the ducks increasingly strong French accent, the pharmacist says:...

 

[OceanAngel]

'I'm a busy man, could you just tell me what you want in here?'

The Duck smiles darkly and says.............

 

[psychoceramic]

i need me some shapstick and some shuntan loosion!

The Pharmacist says

 

[dsdumpling]

Do the duckwalk down to aisle 5 for both. Whadya need chapstick for, you don't have lips!

Ducky was just about tired of this place and said....

 

[psychoceramic]

"zere are not many peoples in dis store, i can zee why"

 

[psychoceramic]

"because the man behind the counter is a terd,"

say the dog in the raincoat...to which the duck says....