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Thanksgiving Jokes

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J4Jesus

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Twas the Nite of Thanksgiving​

Twas the Nite of Thanksgiving
But I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep. ​

The leftovers beckoned -
The dark meat and white
But I fought the temptation
With all of my might
Tossing and turning
With anticipation
The thought of a snack
Became infatuation.

So, I raced to the kitchen,
Flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge,
Full of goodies galore.
Gobbled up turkey
And buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots,
Beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling
So plump and so round,
'Til all of a sudden,
I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling,
Floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding
And a handful of pie.

But, I managed to yell
As i soared past the trees....
Happy eating to all -
Pass the cranberries, please.
May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump.

May your potatoes 'n gravy
Have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious
May your pies take the prize,
May your thanksgiving dinner
Stay off of your thighs. ​

Happy Turkey Day​
 
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msbojingles said:
omigoodness! LOL!
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Thats the modern version---what the disciples would say if Jesus lived today!


Matthew 14:16But Jesus said unto them, They need not depart; give ye them to eat.
17And they say unto him, We have here but five loaves, and two fishes .
 
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