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CurlyLocks

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just stumbled across this thread.... hhhhmmm.... I get to tell ya whatever I want???

... and you will listen????

my favorite color is purple i like to watch the sunrise and hear the birds singing the windows in my car don't work right and only the ones on the left hand side roll down my mom thinks that she is bothering me when she calls me at work but she really isn't my Sweet is the most rockin' awesomest person i know my dogs need a bath and I am sooooo glad that it is friday!!!!!

 
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LOVEthroughINTELLECT said:
How can I get certified? Women are always saying that they like men with a sense of humor. I need that certification if I am going to be competitive in the dating scene.
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I would suggest taking personal lessons from the Mighty Willtor himself. Thereafter you can earn a certificate (framed, of course) like the one he has mounted on his wall. (Make certain to use a silver chrome frame to go with your decor.)

Who knows, he may even throw in a lesson or two on how to proclaim, "Sweet nectar!" with just the right tone of masculine silliness. (That would be an extra twenty dollars and seventy-two cents, of course.)
 
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Starcradle said:
I would suggest taking personal lessons from the Mighty Willtor himself. Thereafter you can earn a certificate
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You can also use it to pad your resume.

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(framed, of course)
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Of course.

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like the one he has mounted on his wall. (Make certain to use a silver chrome frame to go with your decor.)
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This is important because I "print" all certificates on the backs of "recycled" McDonald's place-mats. It might help if you didn't mention that fact to admirers (esp. of the female persuasion).

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Who knows, he may even throw in a lesson or two on how to proclaim, "Sweet nectar!" with just the right tone of masculine silliness.
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Masculine and refined silliness. Well, why don't we just take it one lesson at a time and see how far we get?

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(That would be an extra twenty dollars and seventy-two cents, of course.)
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Of course.
 
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The more time transpires, the funnier Willtor becomes, the higher his rates are. Act now and receive a 3% discount, Tim. If you call within the next ten minutes, he might throw in a Magic Bullet and a pair of 3-D glasses from the early eighties.

Tim, I would like a penguin mouse pad.
 
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Mrs. Luther073082

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I have to take a test on fungi and plants tonight. I have thirty more minutes to procrastinate from studying! The only thing I remember from class is that my teacher said every time we eat something like apples, we are basically eating "ovaries" and every time we eat peas, we are "eating babies". And you don't even want to know what she said about eating mushrooms
 
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