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LittleLambofJesus said:
Maria is so poor,
she eats her cereal and milk with a fork so she can save the milk for the next day
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Excellent idea! (Except I don't eat cold cereal)

Now why did they invent spoons Silly idea!


'LittleLambofJesus' eats his increasing grass-portions daily
like all good little lambs learn how to do
 
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MariaRegina said:
And whitebeaches loves to eat the whole thing.
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Maria is such a food addict, she would beat white beaches in an all you can eat food fest
 
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LittleLambofJesus said:
Annie was born with a golden spoon in her mouth, and
she is still trying to figure what that means
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yup, only 10 yrs. ago someone explained to me, what that meant.
(Learning English drove me nuts: every 4 seconds somebody pops up with another Idiom )

LittleLambofJesus is never gonna leave the LAMB stage.
He knows better!
 
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whitebeaches said:
Maria is known for making the worlds largest burger
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Just so you know, Maria HAS to make Burgers this large
why??
She's in the habit of Running... up long...staircases, QUICKLY and in CROSSED-OVER fashion.

When she forgets to eat them burgers, - um she would faint; not once - but twice
 
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LittleLambofJesus said:

Annie wants desperately to be

LLOJ's cowgirl and to ride side saddle next to him
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Well, you got the 1st. part sorta Right:
(tho 'desperation' ain't quite the word.)

(PASSION is more like it; & sorry, but it's with
my Sweetie: for us to PAIR skate
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LLOJ - has stood on the Summit of Mt. Everest

oh never mind.
 
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:o roller skates. Nope. Them things r boring...
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Look at BOTH of our Avatars: See, the little chainsaw
on each of our Skating-boots.
(get 4 of them, real close to each other, it can get exciting... )

Tho that's not why we BOTH LOVE Figureskating...
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Maria can sew an entire Christening dress, in an hour!
 
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