Tall and short

[Silent_J]

I happen to be very tall for my age and I get sick of people saying, "You're so tall! Do you play basketball?"

I hate basketball.

Now, whenever people ask me that, I just smile sweetly and say, "No, I do not. You're so SHORT! Do you play minigolf?"

 

[jonnyboy12]

OHHHHHHHHHHH BURN!!! thats AWESOME!!!

 

[notanordinarygirl]

Lol!

 

[TrustingmyLord]

LOL I like that!

 

[Scruff512]

Lol

 

[willard3]

Heard that one before. It's awesome.

And then there's the problem that short people face. Some I know just say "short people rock" and leave it at that.

 

[christianmomof3]

My dh is 6 foot 8 inches tall. People ask him that all of the time. I, on the other hand am only 5 feet tall.
No one has ever asked me if I play mini-golf.