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Talking Snakes and Donkeys? Really?

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I specifically suggested that you read it in context. Verbatim, I said,

"Numbers 31:40. Read it in context."


Sounds good. We're done. No progress will be made, you've made that clear.
 
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Do you think this verse is talking about sacrificing people to God? It isn't.

Num 31:40 And the persons were sixteen thousand; of whom Jehovah's tribute was thirty and two persons.


OK let's look at it.

36 And the half, which was the portion of them that went out to war, was in number three hundred thousand and thirty thousand and seven thousand and five hundred sheep: 37 and Jehovah's tribute of the sheep was six hundred and threescore and fifteen.

Jehovah's tribute of the sheep was 675. What happened to the sheep?

38 And the oxen were thirty and six thousand; of which Jehovah's tribute was threescore and twelve.

Jehovah's tribute of the oxen was 72. What happened to the oxen?

39 And the asses were thirty thousand and five hundred; of which Jehovah's tribute was threescore and one.

Jehovah's tribute of the donkeys was 61. What happened to the donkeys?

40 And the persons were sixteen thousand; of whom Jehovah's tribute was thirty and two persons.

Jehovah's tribute of the virgins was 32. What happened to the virgins?

41 And Moses gave the tribute, which was Jehovah's heave-offering, unto Eleazar the priest, as Jehovah commanded Moses.

So the tribute was a heave-offering.

What is a heave offering?
 
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Could you explain, then, why the idea of God merits serious consideration?
 
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Jehovah's tribute of the donkeys was 61. What happened to the donkeys?
Well that should tell you right there that they weren't sacrificed. Only clean animals were Ever sacrificed. You do realize that sacrificial animals were eaten right?
So the tribute was a heave-offering.
A heave offering, I quoted in my post what a heave offering was/is and posted a link to a complete description.
 
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Well that should tell you right there that they weren't sacrificed. Only clean animals were Ever sacrificed.

These were virgin girls. How is that not considered clean?

You do realize that sacrificial animals were eaten right?

That is a perk, not an imperative.

A heave offering, I quoted in my post what a heave offering was/is and posted a link to a complete description.

Not that I saw. I don't go around reading what you say to other people. Also I gave a Christian reference for what a heave-offering is. It was a post directed at you, but for some reason you seem to have snipped it out of your response. Frankly you seem like yet another Christian who's just too scared to look at the facts. Yawn.
 
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So I have to be biased toward your position for you to entertain a conversation? Man, apologists are lazy these days. I'm as objective as possible. If I become convinced that Christianity is true then I'll accept that, and I'd share the relevant information with the other atheists I know. But I will never bow before any deity.
 
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Absurd in the extreme. But, hey the Bible says so...........

Regarding the talking donkey, I don't think the the story is supposed to be taken literally, though many people take it that way. I think it's intended by the author to be a humorous tale about the futility of going up against Yahweh and Israel. Balaam is unable to curse Israel though he keeps trying. Even a something as stubborn as a jackass realizes he's opposed by Yahweh and so should stop.

So, I dunno. Some people think it's literal, but I see it as probably being Israelite humor to make a point about the futility of opposing Yahweh and Israel. I know humor is supposed to be beyond the scope of the Hebrew Bible, but I think we're looking at an instance of it here...
 
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Sure, they were taken as "wives." But think it through a little.

Imagine you're a 14 year old girl 3000 years ago. Your village is invaded and utterly destroyed. Your parents and elders are slaughtered in front of you. You and your little brother are taken hostage, and your little brother is later executed. Then you're "married" to one of the men who did this. Shortly afterwards he wants to consecrate the marriage. Explain to me how this isn't rape.


All that does is show that God established an inadequate social system. He had people killed for worshipping an idol - something that we call a first ammendment right here in America - and meanwhile God is totally ok with women being treated like garbage.


If a Nazi killed a French girl's family and then "married" her, I'm going to call that rape. Numbers 31 depicts the exact same scenario. Uh oh, wait a second... there's that Hitler guy again... let's see how you handle the comparison this time.

Do you have or know any other passages of scripture that you might be having trouble with maybe...? We can discuss those if you like...?

Sure. Right after you prove to me you're worth the time. I just need you to either admit that the 30000 virgins were rape fodder, or else explain how I'm wrong. But telling me that the passage doesn't explicitly mention rape and saying that they were "wives" isn't going to cut it.

Oh, and... Sorry about yesterday, I was in a mood yesterday, I did not mean to attack you or your position or to come across so hard... I apologize...

God Bless!

I couldn't care less if you attack my position. That's why I'm here. I don't care if you attack me either. What's unacceptable is the fact that you are dodging questions.
 
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Show me evidence of miracles.

Eyewitnesses? You mean the people who are PURPORTED to have written biblical books? I grew up on the Bible but I wasn't told the truth about it.

I have not said anything about the existence or non-existence of God.

Eventually, things in the physical realm are measurable. Spritual entities are not. This is pretty basic.

Atomic theory was first proposed by a Greek living 2500 years ago. For all that time, it was only a hypothesis until we developed the tools to test it.

Highly educated people even 100 years ago believed that our galaxy was the entire extent of the universe. Paul doesn't get a pass for being highly educated in his era.
 
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even Bart Ehrman acknowledges that the bible is better attested than any other book

it's far more likely that the alleged authors of the Bible actually wrote it thank that "some fabled Homer" wrote the Iliad and Odyssey

you apply a much higher standard of evidence to the bible than any other document from that era

so you aren't being fair and balanced

what would you accept as hard evidence of the blowing back of the red sea, the damming up of the Jordan river, earthquakes freeing Peter and Paul from prison?

we both do know that you would never accept any evidence archaeologists could ever find given the entire planetary GDP as funding, yes?

you place your bar conveniently out of human reach

i think if you were honest you might admit that you have ulterior motives for disbelieving...

"if we admit supra normal influences occur on earth... THEN (say) we have to give authority to the Church and THAT would be bad"

or something like that

i infer you may be resisting on this front for advantage on another

but earth being influenced by the heavens is not impossible, and if it was true, it wouldn't even be surprising or unexpected

"if you can see the stars, they can see you" (so to speak)
 
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